Star Wars: Jordan's Story

Found Memories

Ghost of Jordan Mars: This is your Journey Chloe.

Master Chloe Mars: Thank you Master Jedi.

Ghost of Jordan Mars: You will have to chase down my ten most valuable memories, they are small but Important.

Master Chloe Mars: It will be done Master Jordan.

Ten minutes later...

Padawan, come with me, I need your help.

Padawan Benny Smith: You need my help?

Master Chloe Mars: Master Jordan Mars has ten lost memories that we must find, you will help me yes?

Padawan Benny Smith: Yes, I'll help you Master Mars.

Master Chloe Mars: Do you see that?

Padawan Benny Smith: It's Jordan Mars's first memory.

Master Chloe Mars grabs the memory...

MEMORY #1...

Padawan Jordan Mars: Who farted in the Nachos?!

Master Keen: My Padawan got carried away.

Master Ti: You got a Mission Padawan Jordan Mars.

Padawan Jordan Mars: Master Ti!

Master Ti: Don't give me those puppy dog eyes.

You will enjoy the Mission you will be going on.

Padawan Jordan Mars: What is my Mission?

Master Ti: You are going to Planet Dots to negotiate with the Senate that is considering banning the Public's funding.

Padawan Jordan Mars: Why me?

Master Ti: Your Orange Crystal means you are a Jedi Negotiator, let's see if the Crystal Cave was right.

Padawan Jordan Mars: I usually only negotiate with my lightsaber, as I live and breathe a lightsaber is our Bride.

Master Ti: Stop with your fantasies young Jedi.

Padawan Jordan Mars: Fine, I'll get on your Ship.

Master Ti and Padawan Jordan Mars gets on the Ship...

Pilot drives to Planet Dots...

Master Ti: I sense you are not calm.

Padawan Jordan Mars: You sensed my stomach growling?

Master Ti: Perhaps, I sense something else bothering you.

Padawan Jordan Mars: I sensed something strange.

Pilot lands on Dots...

Master Ti: We are here, a guide will show you the way.

Padawan Jordan Mars farted...

Padawan Jordan Mars: I'm sorry Master Ti.

Master Ti: This is the third time you farted in my presence.

Padawan Jordan Mars: I can't help it, I had an evil Burrito.

Padawan Jordan Mars walks off of the Ship...

Guide: You must be the Jedi I heard about.

Padawan Jordan Mars: I'm curious to know how you feel about the Senate's decision on banning our funding.

Guide: I'm not part of the Republic but they were our biggest Customers till the Senate banned us from selling.

Padawan Jordan Mars: So, we are on the same page.