"Get up, lazy ass." I heard the mighty familiar voice say. "Leave me alone, shit head." I cursed angrily, burrowing my head deeper into my Pokémon sheets. I heard the door open and close, and I felt my bed droop. Soon enough, I felt a heavy @$$ weight on me. "Get off, fatso." I groaned, annoyed. "Hmm..., lemme think." He said, and I swear I could hear the smirk in his voice. "Oh, please do. Your royal @$$iness"
I said, sarcasm dripping of my words like....
Like...
Like...
"Oomph..." I moaned in pain. "I think not..." He continued with the arrogance of a @$$y king. Not that he isn't. "Please..." I said, sighing and shuddering with disgust. "Fine..." He said, boredly. He hopped of me, and perched himself on my night stand.
"What do you want?" I asked tiredly, and rolled to the other end of the bed. No peace or adequate sleep for me in this house. "Might as well get up" he commented and shrugged. I hauled myself up and glared at him. At least, he had some sense to wince.
"You look like $hit" he laughed. I take back what I said, he was simply an @$$ hole. "What?" He asked, looking suspicious.
"Fu¢k you..." I muttered. He instantly looked disgusted. He strolled out and said" I'm not a fag" then slammed the door shut. I sighed in pure relief from his exit.
"Ladies and gents, that was all it took to get rid of the homophobic pr!©k" I exclaimed, feeling rejuvenated from my victory. I hopped into the shower and got ready for another wonderful day.
Not.
Hello again, beautiful people. Author San here. So, I had a lil' convoy with Ian.
Congo
Ian: so... romance....
Me: of course not, you silly kid...
(Two hours of education)
Ian: so, ya ship me and who?
Me: *fainting of dehydration*
This chapter is dedicated to @datebony_gurl.
HBD Bish...😘😎😋😊
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Short StoryIan Czech never expected to be stuck living in Brooklyn with is @$$ hat step dad, his annoying step brother and his gullible mom. Especially not over a pandemic, which to him was no different from malaria.😷 All he wanted was to leave as soon as the...
