frivolous [modern!college! twst x reader]

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"y/n~~!"

"yo floyd."

"yuck who says yo??"

"oh you brought epel. i didn't see his small ass."

"fuck you."

"we came to get you for your monstro shift- ohhh my god we should go bother leona today~!"

"sure. not like we have anywhere to be."

"should we grab idia too? it's fun to see his puny emo legs try keeping up."

"you're so god damn mean."

"oh shut it you know it's fun to watch him struggle."

"yup~"

"do you think leona would let us steal jack today?"

"i dunno last i checked he was still being a lazy ass in my bed."

"wait whAT-"

"he took my bed hostage last night, but y'know i got to cuddle jack on the floor so totally worth it."

"damn leona got a shitty reward."

"no he didn't my bed is literally the most expensive thing in my house and therefore the best."

"yep~"

"wait.. you've tried my bed floyd.? when??"

"a key rock is too obvious outside your door~ it's a dorm not a dumbass garden~"

"my mom got it i couldn't exactly just say no."

"anyways, what should we do instead of the monstro shift?"

"the what.?"

"..never mind. let's just go to idia's and play games."

"oh yay~!"

"fuck yeah idia's the only formidable opponent!"

"suurre and that's despite riddle of all people beating you the other day."

"shut up i was up all night that day! it was one time!"

"oo does idia have mario cart~?"

"probably."

"yay~ is good at that one~"

"everyone is."

"shush. i'm good at it~"
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yay skipping work. although honestly why would anyone let floyd go get someone even with another person. they won't be back for forever.