frivolous [modern!college! twst x reader]

3.

"oh? good morning y/n! are you here for big bro again?"

"ortho baeby!"

"stop suffocating the poor kid y/n."

"but he's so sweet he's literally made to get hugge- ACK FLOYD NO THATS A SQUEEZE NOT A HUG."

"oh my god the kid might actually die now put him down floyd."

"but,,, he's so light and squishy!"

"but he needs air to breath!"

"just put him on your shoulders or something i'm sure ortho's never seen from way up there. you're too tall compared to idia."

"nah you're all just teeny adorable shrimpy's~"

"that was..an experience. anyways c'mon, big bro's in his room. i'm sure he'll be happy to see you guys!"

"you're such a polite baeby i love it!"

"y/n stop bothering the poor kid."

"but he's such baeby!"

"thank you for the compliment!"

"actually he is really polite what the fuck?"

"ortho do we have any more pokey- o-oh fuck."

"heyyo! what's up idia we're here to play games."

"hhh..i-i don't want you guys in my room."

"yeah well too bad the cinnamon baeby invited us in so move your puny emo ass over."

"b-but i-i....can't handle a girl in my room.."

"pathetic."

"does y/n even count as a girl if she doesn't act like it?"

"wow okay. no one questions vil's gender, leave me alone about it."

"actually the internet is in a constant debate-"

"normally girls care more about how people see them and appearances and shit. you just annoy the fuck out of everyone and cause mischief."

"welp. at least idia sees me as a girl."

"judging by his face he thinks less of you now."

"i'm so disappointed in all of you. i'm obviously a girl!"

"you stuff your face whenever you eat literally anything."

"you don't really wear skirts~"

"that face is fuckin' ugly."

"shut the fuck up epel rook has a flat ass head and everyone still appreciates him."

"dude,, are you really comparing yourself to creepy stalker beauty man..?"

"....good point."

"pft~ you're terrible at comparisons, shrimpy."

"and you're terrible at nicknames, floyd."

"wow y'know you could've proved your point by calling him a nickname but nooo."

"s-shut up!"

"wuehhh... i-if you guys are gonna come in anyways just do it now.."

"aww yay! we got the emo to open up a little!"

"i-i'm not emo!"

"yeah sure. tell me that when you aren't wearing blue lipstick and eyeliner."

"wait he is holy shit-"

"pfhahaah!! if you're just gonna stay at home all day anyways why would you even- i'm sorry i can't~!!"

"it's not even an emo shade of blue like navy, it's just,,, neon. did you take a highlighter to your face or something?"

"sh-shut up! it's l-l-lifestyle choice!"

"pft yeah sure. just let us in already i wanna murder these dorks in smash bros."

"b-but.."

"'b-b-b-b-but!' speak clearly man, it's a pain in the ass trying to decider what the fuck you're saying between your stutters."

"just let us in already~ its cooold~!!"

"yeah, i thought we'd just be let in by now. you're making me freeze!"

"don't mind big bro! come on in!"

"ortho supremacy."

"yes. baeby."

"a literal angle~"

"..it's angel floyd, not angle."

"oh well~"
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