frivolous [modern!college! twst x reader]

halloween special

"a..christmas feast?"

"it's literally october."

you rub your eyes, standing in the doorway while vil goes on about...whatever the fuck he's saying.

"so..the school is celebrating october fest...?"

"ITS A HALLOWEEN FEAST YOU FUCKING- y'know what? i don't even care. student council's planning it, each floor of the dorm gets a different costume. since you're the quote on quote 'representative' for your floor, you get to pick what everyone dresses as."

"there are other people on this floor?? i thought this was the haunted one?? it's why i can never get any sleep, those assholes fuck with m-"

"yeah, yeah there's two or more people. listen, i'll fund your costume if you let me do your makeup. just let me know what you're gonna be."

"uh,,,a vampire??"

"i fucking hate you."

"what? you can't hate on the classic-"

he bops your head with the clipboard.

"piomfiore gets that one, idiot."

"oh yeah that makes sense. you just think you'd look hot in the costume."

"it's a fact, actually. now pick your shit i don't have all day."

"well, what's everyone doing?"

"let's see..in order it's heartslabyul as some fancy grim reaper, savanaclaw as pirat-"

your energy comes just in time to interrupt him.

"oH MY GOD IS JACK GETTING A COSTUME??"

"y/n."

",,sorry."

"as i was saying.. octavinelle is going to be mummies, scarabia as werewolves, you heard we're being vampires, ignihyde is doing some techno shit, and diasomnia is..going as what's basically an interpretation of chinese dragons? fuck if i know."

",,you guys already picked all the good options.."

"we'll you get the view of the top floor. we all have complaints. figure it out."

",,,can i have some suggestions.??"

"no."

"please??? you'll be able to leave sooner??"

"you do know i don't need to turn this in yet, right? i can hold onto it and you can text me."

"aAA WAIT NO COME BACK-"

,,he flips you off on the way out. from there your nap is ruined, and you decide to fuck with everyone and figure out what they're gonna be for halloween. wait. that's phrased wrong, you know who everyone will be, just need to figure out what you should be.
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"a ram or sheep."

"the obey me protagonist???!!?"

"what- no.!!"

"wAIT YOU KNOW WHAT OBEY ME IS??!"

"GET BACK ON TOPIC."

",,stupid jamil.."

"i'm trying to help you, you're the one who asked what animal you radiate!"

"we'll yeah i need a fucking halloween costume!"

"so your logical thought is to sacrifice your whole ramshackle ass dorm floor to be the animal you are?!??"

"..did you just actually use ramshackle in a sentence."

"did-did you not know tHATS WHAT EVERYONE CALLS YOUR FUCKING FLOOR??"