frivolous [modern!college! twst x reader]

10.

",,,can we even kiss with these or will they fall off??"

"i mean,,we used the glue gun and that shit hurted enough that i don't think so??"

"oh cool come here the-"

a tiny gremlin opens your door, stopping immediately seeing you and ace about to kiss.

"yo what the FUCK is going on in here?!"

"mIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS FOR ONCE EPEL."

"i just WANTED SOME FUCKING FOOD NOT TO SEE THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR NOSES??"

",,macaroni.."

epels crying.

"what the actual fuck.? i'm on the verge of a mental breakdown and go see the neighborhood pillow but she's doing dumb shit aND GLUING NOODLES TO HER FACE."

"oh what the fuck?"

"okok y/n sit still it's time to take off the piercings it's a serious moment-"

"wAIT PLEASE DONT THATS GOING TO HURT LIKE A BITCH."

"i'll do it causing someone else pain might make my emotional madness better."

instead of peeling it off, the feminine boy breaks it into pieces against your lip.

"wHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES THAT HURT MORE HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BREAK THAT THING??"

"fear me. your turn ace."

"um,,what're you gonna do, punch me??"

"i am now."

"aH WAIT NO-"

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"k but neighborhood pillow??? bro??"

"lET ME CRY TO YOU ALREADY JESUS FUCK SHUT UP."

"STOP BEING ANGRY IF ANYONE HAS THE RIGHT IT SHOULD BE ME YOU RUINED OUR MAKE OUT TIME."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP ACE."

"yikes, the girls are fighting."

"sHUT UP."

epels voice cracks near the end. oh right he's crying. the fuck does everyone cry to you so much like self isolate like a normal mentally ill person. (that is a joke pls don't)

"okay then let's wrap you up in a blanket and make hot cocoa. mainly so i have something to do while you complain but yeah."

"she's got the mugs out i guess you can start."

"alright, get ready cause i have a lot of fucking issues right now."

"oh jesus fuck it's always the cute ones."

"shut up. anyways, i had a project due and stayed up all night and woke up feeling like shit so,,y'know. i didn't have enough time to get pretty or whatever before my first lecture so vil cornered me during break and spent an hour doing my makeup, wASHED MY FUCKING HAIR FOR ME, and made me late to the next lecture and he had a pop quiz and i didn't have enough time to finish so i need to finish it next week but next week i have that important project due then and there's a bunch of papers i need to write and for an added bonus your marriage text made me realize how sad and lonely i am so i am once again on this stupid god damn couch."

"oh. i mean,,,i don't know much but i can do your makeup in the mornings and help you with those papers?? same classes for some, right?"

"i can help with the rest i guess. cant promise it'll do any good though."

",,thanks. vil's just been stressing me out with the beauty bullshit. i thought the 1st years were the ones who dress up but no he's here in his third year still walking out like a pitch perfect character."

"..hey! no pitch perfect slander..!"

"yep in this house we stan rebel wilson you aren't allowed to make fun of her."

"oh. i was talking like the bitchy leader."

"you can't bitch about her either she got her character development and it was a perfectly human jealousy."

"okay then can we just use that bitch from total drama as the thing because-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP I LOVE HEATHER MORE THAN MYSELF AND THAT MIGHT JUST BE BECAUSE KID ME HAD A LOT OF ISSUES BUT I GREW UP LOVING HER AND THAT HASN'T CHANGED."

"WE ALL KNOW YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH ALL THE TOXIC WOMEN CHARACTERS AS A KID SHUT UP ABOUT IT."

"we can slander none of the villains from that show because we all know ace kins scott and eats dirt anyways."

"we can slander the entire all stars season though just for making mal exist."

"cool vil's a sexy mix of mike and his personality's but has less personality and more makeup."

"yikes. anyways here take y/n's feral cat he's almost as much of a gremlin as you."

"what the fuck you found grim??"

"yeah??? was he not supposed to be in the cupboard??"

"wha- HES BEEN MISSING FOR HALF A WEEK AND YOU LOGICALLY GO OH HEY GRIM ENJOY YOUR CUPBOARD WHAT THE FUCK??"

"SHUT UP OKAY YOU LITERALLY SAID I EAT DIRT FIVE SECONDS AGO DON'T EXPECT ME TO MAKE A LOGICAL DECISION."

meanwhile on the couch, epel cracks a small grin. god these people were idiots. grim skitters off to find food, and leaves the boy to sip the cheap drink in his hand.

",,,this tastes like shit."

someone should really get you a better hot cocoa brand.

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if the layout looks messed up no it doesn't. anyways me casually covering up the lack of grim.