aight so idk what I'm doing.
but it's like 11pm rn, my eyes are screaming, my battery's about to die and I haven't even had dinner yet.
anygays I got this idea where imma be making bts, skz, txt, kard, twice and basically any kpop group I stan, dating profiles.
Idc if they're accurate or not, I'm just really bored ok.
aight first up, we doin bts.
kim namjoon:
-25 years old
-tall ass daddy man with namtiddies so hmu if ur interested bbygirls
-bisexual so any gays-guys out there who r interested can hmu 2
-iq 148
- "love urself bitch"
- lookin for someone who loves food and can love me as much as I love them uwu
Kim seokjin
-27 years old
-yall hoes are ugly af compared to me but im single so why tf not?
- worldwide handsome, sexy, cutie, amazing, handsome, beautiful, hot
- king
- Im gay which means I like chickens, not cats
- wants a good lookin bf who is nice and kind but can also fuck me in the ass and make me beg-
Min yoongi
- 26
- doesn't know how dating profiles work
- doesn't even know why he's here coz he already has a bf
- gay as a fucking toenail
- has a cute adorable bf who is the literal sun and his recharger and can fuck him senseless
Jung hoseok
-25 years old
- dance god
- hoe
- loves his lil kitty named yoongi to death but decided to create a dating profile anyway.
- the sun's jealous of him coz he be shining brighter than the mf stars themselves
- "I'm ur hofe."
park jimin
- 24 or 25 years old.
- park whore
- had 16.75 boyfriends who left him because he had a desperate need to inhale 6 bottles of jams a day
- definitely has jams and is 6'9
- "Tae has a nice dic-"
- "oh yes jungkook, fuck me in the a-"
- dommest dom of doms
Kim taehyung
-23
- my dicks better than all y'all wimp ass noodle dicks
- hoe for panda express and gucci
- Ching chong ding dong walla walla bing bong
- homiesexual (it ain't gay to kiss the homies goodnight 👑)
- "I don't waste my time on fake ass bitches"
jeon jungkook
- 22 and a half
- muscle god
- favourite animal is brachiosaurus raWr
- "I lost my virginity at 8, suckers"
- the point above this one was a lie
- "I won't ever lose my virginity, because I never lose"
- taehyung can fuck the hell out of me though. I want him to bite my neck, suck over it, make me his, I want him to edge me on, leave me begging to be touched like whore, I want him to fucking choke me, make me so fucking wet for him and then fuck me so hard I'll fucking travel to the 69th dimensio-
okay that's enough-
next up is stray kids
bye
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