random shit

✨ some hyunlix ✨

ok so I never thought I would actually write in this book but my fwien -softieLix wanted some hyunlix content so here you go luv.

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The silver haired boy screamed.

When and how the fuck was tying shoelaces so difficult?

Last time he had tried his new sneakers on, they had fit perfectly and he had no problem tying them up so why now?

Felix whined in frustration, giving up on his shoes and just tucking the laces inside the brand new white sneakers with a groan.

"Bitch- I told you to get ready an hour ago?" His best friend, Minho walked in the room, looking at Felix who was throwing a mini tantrum on his bed.

"Go fuck a plastic bottle. And where the fuck we going anyway?" Felix asked, "I don't wanna go have ice cream, m'already fat as duck."

"Girl- you actually thought we were going to have ice cream. What do you think I am, a pussy?"

"Hey! People who eat ice cream aren't pussies." Felix complained, standing up.

"We are not having this conversation again." Minho muttered, recalling the rather heated debate last time.

"Hmph, fine. Then where the fuck are we going?" Felix mumbled.

"It's a surprise, my little wet sock." Minho grinned.

"I don't want none of your nasty ass surprises. Last time, you threw an eight-inch dildo at my face while screaming 'SURPEISE BITCH!'" Felix said in a mocking tone.

"And?"

"And, I had to go to the fucking hospital because you broke my fucking nose." Felix added.

"Well that's what friends are for sweetie-"

"Friends are for breaking your nose by throwing a fucking dildo at your face?"

"Yes, now come on whore. We gonna stay up all night long." Minho cheered, Felix letting out a half-hearted 'yay'.

-

"Did you just drive us to a nightclub?"

"Yup." Minho grinned.

"And?"

"And we're gonna party all night long bitch. Let's get drunk." Minho grinned.

"Girl, what for?" Felix asked. "There's nothing to 'get drunk' about."

"There's always something to get drunk about." Minho spoke, the two making their way towards the club's entrance.

"And what exactly is it right now?" Felix raised an eyebrow, still unimpressed with his best friend.

Why the fuck were they even friends?

When they were in kindergarten (just assume they have the same ages), toddler Minho had walked up to a toddler Felix, slapped his ass and ran away. He had later claimed it was because he wanted to and he can.

Oh yeah, that's why.

"We're celebrating the anniversary of when you watched porn for the first time." Minho stated as a matter-of-factly.