ight, it's me skinny peni-
*CouGh coUgh* no iTs not *couGh cough*
*sniff* so im gonna do the skz version of the dating profiles thing now so les go0
*sneezes*
ight
bag chrispy chan:
- my age doenst matter ✨✨ (unless you're underage then id probably get arrested lol)
- g'day, mates. I'm from australiAhRr and I feed on kangaroo souls
- all of u are my baby girls and I'm ur daddeh, hmu if ur interested
- definitely not cheating on felix just to annoy him because he didn't give me any attention for five seconds
lino:
- ur mom's gay and so are you
- likes dicks over pussies anyday
- father of three cats
- jisung is bottom
- AAAAAAARRAAAGHHH
- gay af ,like, even gayer than the guy who invented being gay 🌈🌈🌈🌈
- doesn't know why he created a dating profile
changbean:
- old enough
- gets bullied for absolutely no reason
- sad emo life, "I hate everything and everyone"
- is lonely so wants a fellow emo piece of shi-
- definitely 7'9
- t o p
- muscle man
- meat 🍖
Han jeesung:
- AYO MY DUDES ITS HANNIE THE MOST HANDSOME, GOOD-LOOKING, SEXY PIECE OF SHIT EVER TO EXIST
- SQUIRREL IN HIS PAST LIFE
- RAP GOD anD BEST VOCALIST
- woRldwide forgetful
- minho is lying about the me bottoming, I definitely top
- LOUD MF
- GAY FOR a CAT LADY NAMED LEE MINHO
flex:
- deep voice assed mf
- hmu if ur into deep voiced aussies who are the definition of ✨perfection✨
- simps for sir chrispadoodle
- brOwniE boy
- best chef™
- Fortnite and tiktok queen
- talented af
seungmin in the building:
- always in the building
- 20 years old but still 5
- gaHHhh and tAaaH and AaahHh
- best vocalist përìõdt
- switch gay
- adorable mf so hmu if y'all into cute puppies
hwang hyunjeans:
- taller than burj khalifa
- "I don't like drama, drama's attracted to me"
- is a llama
- best dancing machine and you know what they say abt dancers (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ ("dancers are great at sex-")
- rapunzel's descendant
- whipped for a baby boy named jeongin
- gay, I think
jeongin oppa:
- maknae
- just the definition of uwu
- a literal baby
- "I'm not baby" (that's a lie)
- fucking adorable
- cheekbones that are visible from space
- tries to be sexy but ends up being cute anyway
- "daddy hyunjean fock me uPp~"
sorry not sorry.
Bye bitches 💅💅✌️✌️
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random shit
Humora bunch of shit i post randomly, about random things including crack, and rants and stuff like that. should be pretty obvious though smh.
