Welp, I'm trying to make my rantbook funnier. I don't think that'll happen.
Things I hate:
When you lay on your stomach to read a book or something and you can't get comfortable.
Getting hair in my mouth.
Not having enough money.
My exstepdad. And yes, it will always be one word.
When I un-ironically use a slang term.
My stupid hair I am so done with this shit seriously.
When people don't take my complements I mean damn.
When a girl doesn't at least act a little lesbish with me. We don't say 'no homo' for a reason.
When I twerk and no one twerks back.
Walruses. God I hate them.
When I have to do laundry.
Being hungry in the middle of the night.
Reading creepypastas.
American cheese. It's disgusting.
Not finding good smut, like damn how hard is it to find me some normal sex. Gay sex also works.
When people judge me.
Getting glared at. I will fight a bitch that glares at me bring it on.
Wedgies. Underwear, you're supposed to be comfortable, get your shit together.
My lack of writing skill compared to others'.
Not knowing the songs I want on my playlists.
Being to young to do anything with my life but still being aged beyond my years, making me want to do something with my life.
People who are always sad.
People who are always happy.
Shampoo in my eyes.
Too cold shower water.
Being tired after a good night's rest.
My cousin not letting me use his frickafrackin' xbox because he's a loser with no life like me.
Failing at shooter games.
Cheese ball dust.
When the crap TV doesn't work and gets all static-y and I'm alone in the dark.
Getting my headphones caught on every damn thing.
Dry hands.
How there is always some form of bad weather on Wednesday, the only day I do anything with my life.
Waking up early.
When people expect for me to understand the slang I use on a regular basis.
My weakened left ring finger.
How my fingers curve just a little.
Being in a crowd.
Sweaty people. Gross brah, just gross.
Weak toilet paper.
Sneezing.
Fucking cold floors. (Take that as you wish)
When my back hurts.
Being tired.
Those fucking sad animal commercials.(Also to be take as you wish)
And so much more.
Oh, infomercials, but I think everyone hates those anyway.
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My Little Black Rant Book
RandomI have plenty of things to rant about, so here is my book on it. It pretty much is rhetorical questions and my feelings on things, so read at your own risk!
