EXO ON PBB

Opening

Host: Magandang magandang magandang magandang magandang magandang magandang Araw mga ka PBB we are one. I'm your very beautiful host, To Ni. Jal Jinnesseoyo?

Ka PBB(WAO): CLAP CLAP CLAP Hooooooo! To Ni To Ni To Ni.

Host: Mukang good mood ang mga ka PBB WAO natin ah. Isa pang masibagong palakpakan na may kasamang hiyawan!"

Ka PBB(WAO): clap clap clap whoooo whooo whoo clap clap clap WAO WAO WAO!

Host: Wag na natin patagalin ang real life show natin na...

Host With Ka PBB WAO: PRO-KOREAN BIG BROTHER WE ARE ONE! Whoooooo!

Host: Bago yan, kamustahin naman natin si Oppa. OPPA! HELLO, HELLO!

Kuya: Kamusta To Ni. Chingus! Annyeong! Saranghae. I'm your kuya, just call me OPPA.

Ka PBB WAO: OPPA OPPA OPPA OPPA OPPA!

Kuya: Kamsa Kamsa Kamsa.

Host: Ayan, maraming salamat Oppa, ngayon naman... HANDA NA BA KAYO?"

Ka PBB WAO: NEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Host: Lets welcome, our first baby bear in full house, SEHUNNNNNN!

Sehun lumabas na....

Sehunnie: Annyeong! Oh Sehun imnida!

Ka PBB WAO: Sehun Sehun Sehun!

Host: Oh Sehun, ang dami mong fans! Kamusta ka? Kinakabahan ka bang tumira dito sa Full house ni Oppa?

Sehunnie: Actually Unnie To Ni, nangangalay na ko. Kanina pa ko nakatayo sa back stage, pwede bang maupo tayo?

Host: Ah Eh, sabi ko nga.

Sehun nakaupo na...

Sehunnie: ANNYEONG! (with wave ng hand effect) WE ARE ONE WE ARE EXO!

Ka PBB WAO: clap clap clap Whooooooo!

Host: Ok. Tawagin naman natin ang sunod na PBB baby bear. PLEASE WELCOME... BAEKHYUN!

Baekhyun, lumabas na...

Bacon: HALLOOOOOOOOOOOO! SAY BAEK!

Ka PBB WAO: BAEK!

Bacon: SAY HYUN!

Ka PBB WAO: HYUN!

Bacon: When you combine that, that's me BAEKHYUN!

Ka PBB WAO: Baehyun! Baekhyun! Baekhyun!

Bacon: Saranghae!

Host: Medyo maingay ang ating Baekhyun. Mukang may maaassign si Oppa ng alarm clock ah.

Ka PBB WAO, Sehunnie, Baekhyun, To Ni: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Host: Merun na tayong dalawang baby bear sa loob ng full house ni Oppa, HANDA NA BA KAYO SA PANGATLO?

Ka PBB WAO: Oh Yes Oh Yes!

Host: And now, Ladies and gentlemen, KAI!

Ka PBB WAO: Huh?

Host: Kai! Kai! Kai! Asan ka na?

Sehun&Baek: Asan na yun si itim?

Asan nga ba si Kai?

To be continued...