451. Go to a train station and say "excuse me, but could you tell me where platform 9 and 3/4 is?" - @sparkles1703
452. Order something at Starbucks, when they ask your name for when it is ready, say Lord Voldemort.
453. Dress up as a duck and throw bread at people and say,"HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!
454. Squirt trees with lemon juice. When people ask what your doing, say that your marking your territory.
455. Stop waiting for Prince Charming, get upand find him. The poor idiot might be stuck in a tree or something.
456. Go up to someone and say "Hey, Halloween was forever ago! You can take the ugly mask off now!"
457. Walk up to someone and yell ""You wanna go deaf?! " Then blow a blow horn in their ear.
458. Go to subway order but ask for a sub without the bread.
459. Go up to random people and yell "I AM A VERY TALL MIDGET!"
460. When something bad happens scream "LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE!"
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1000 awesome things to do before you die!!
HumorBoard out of your mind? Need something to do? Want to prank someone? Here is 1000 things that you can do!
