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NEEDLEMOUSE: THE MUSICAL - A Sonic the Hedgehog Song

[EGGMAN]
My name is Eggman, and I'm the best!
But my plans are always stopped- by that blue pest!
They think I'm mad... But I'm quite keen!
If you don't believe me, try mean bean machine!

[SONIC]
My name is Sonic!
I'm the blue blur!
I have running shoes,
And spiky cyan fur!
I'm blazing fast, as you all know.
If you don't pick me in brawl, then you're too slow!

[TAILS]
My name is Miles, but Tails is what they call me!
I'm very little --
I don't have any family...
I'm just an orphan, will somebody adopt me?
'Cause...
I...
Can...
Spin my tails,
And fly real high,
And build your new technology!

[KNUCKLES]
I'm called Knuckles...
Yeah, that's my name.
I don't know why I'm singing --
This is lame...
I'm an echidna...
What else to say?
I protect the chaos emeralds,
Now go away.

[SONIC]
Knuckles, that wasn't very musical...

[EGGMAN]
Yes, my verse was -far- superior!

[KNUCKLES]
I don't like singing, okay?

[TAILS]
Aww, c'mon, Knux!

[SONIC]
Yeah, c'mon, step it up!

[EGGMAN]
Sounded a little flat, too-

[KNUCKLES]
I wasn't flat! Everyone leave me alone!

[AMY]
Hello, I'm Amy!
I'm Sonic's girl!
And every time we hug- (SONIC: I wanna hurl...)
We'll have a family...
Ten kids in all!
And when we're wed- (SONIC: -I hope I'm dead-)
He'll be my baby doll!

[EGGMAN]
Everyone shut it! It's my verse again!
My death egg will make you scream and shout!
It's got some dings, but I can buff those out...
Sky chase, launch base...
Any act is fine!
All your zones will soon be mine!

[SONIC]
Give it up, Eggman!

[TAILS]
Yeah! Your plans never work!

[EGGMAN]
Well, how about this Eggbot?
Eeeek! It's going berserk!

[AMY]
Oh, Sonic dear- (SONIC: We're back to you?)
I want you near- (EGGMAN: On fire, too!)
Your emerald eyes... (KNUCKLES: Is this over yet?)
And darling rear- (TAILS: Ew...)
Please marry me, (SONIC: I'd rather not...)
Your bride to be... (SONIC: You're not that hot...)
Hedgehog and wife... (EGGMAN: Aaaagh!)
Eternally!

[SONIC]
Now, just one sec!
If we're a pair,
I'm not aware!

[EGGMAN]
I have to change-
My underwear!

[SONIC]
So Amy Rose,
Please don't propose!

[TAILS]
Hey Sonic-
I'm afraid I made a mess --
Is this how you spell 'Sonic says?'

[EGGMAN]
My name is Eggman!
Robotnik, too!

[SONIC]
And I'm Sonic!
I'm a streak of red and blue!

[TAILS]
I'm Tails Prower!

[AMY]
I'm Amy Rose!
This is Knuckles the Echidna-

[KNUCKLES]
Chaos control!

[TAILS]
I'm second player-

[EGGMAN]
I'm evil and I'm greedy!

[AMY]
I'm in love with Sonic!

[SONIC]
I'm known for being speedy!

[ALL (excluding KNUCKLES)]
We go together-
Like frankfurters and chili!

[KNUCKLES]
What?

[ALL (excluding KNUCKLES)]
So...
Thanks..
For...
Playing on and staying true,
Cause Nintendon't
What we all do!
For nineteen years-
Of spin dashing!
For hyping up-
Blast processing!
For shuttle loops
And home attacks —
For pinball zones-
And Big the Cat!
For Blue Typhoon-
And Sonic Boom!
For rings and things,
Thanks one and all to
You!
Sega!