THE BIG THE CAT SONG

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[KNUCKLES]
I'm Knuckles the-

[SONIC]
Hey, Knucks?  Tails needs you to read his story book.

[KNUCKLES]
What is this?  Guy can build his own airplane, but can't read a story?

[SONIC]
Read the Big the Cat one, that's his favorite.

[TAILS]
Yeah!  Big the Cat!

[KNUCKLES]
No!  I'm not reading this!
Nope!  Not reading it!
You can turn that music off, I'm not gonna read this, I'm not doing any of this.
There once was a feline named Big the Cat ([SONIC, TAILS] Big the Cat!)
Who'd best be described as purple and fat.
He said things like "Froggy!" and stuff like that-
He was even less popular than Rouge the Bat.

[SONIC]
You know, Knucks, I'm not sure if all of this is in the book.

[TAILS]
Do the cat voice again!

[KNUCKLES]
I don't want to.

[TAILS]
Knucks, come on!

[KNUCKLES]
Big's best friend Froggy was a green toad,

[SONIC]
Frog!

[KNUCKLES]
I can read, okay?

[TAILS]
Froggy is a frog!

[KNUCKLES]
"O-kay!" he crowed!
And Froggy hopped after wherevvre... Whererrever'er...
Okay, that's not even a word

[SONIC]
Well, try the next verse!

[KNUCKLES]
No!  I'm done!  This is stupid, I'm out of here.  You can get some other idiot to sing your stupid Big the Cat song.

[GANONDORF]
There once was a feline named Big the Cat ([SONIC, TAILS] Big the Cat!)
Hey, I'm singing!

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