Fundy x reader oneshot book!

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If Y/n had a quarter for every time they, or their boyfriend Fundy swore they'd have over 100 jars full to the top with quarters.

They had a part of the kitchen counter where over 5 jars of quarters and other amounts of change sat. It started out as an inside joke and then started becoming more serious.

They both talked about wanting to loosen up on the amount of profanities they used in their daily life so they decided to use the joke as motivation.

It started out like any other day, Fundy was streaming and you were sitting in the living room listening to him talk and play. That is until you heard Fundy let out a small scream and a string of profanities to follow. You got up from the couch and walked over to his recording room.

"Floris? Are you alright?"

"No honestly. Fuck!"

You opened the door to the room only to find your boyfriend on the floor rubbing his head and his camera on his desk, not where it's supposed to be.

"What the hell happened?"

"I fell out of my chair and knocked my camera down with me."

You started laughing hysterically at the sight of your poor boyfriend on the floor, and the image of him falling in your head. You had to hold onto the doorframe to keep yourself from falling over. Tears had formed in your eyes and you doubled over clutching your stomach as you laughed.

"It's not THAT funny Y/n."

He got off the ground and picked his chair back up, once setting it back in it's normal spot he went to work on his camera making sure nothing was broken or ruined.

You walked over and looked at his monitors, the stream was still going and chat was going nuts! You could see Fundys hands covering to too right and bottom left corners of the lens as he tried to fix it, that was a good thing.

"Floris my love?"

"Yeah?"

"Your streams still going, and you can see your hands on the lens, your cameras fine."

"Ok. Hang on chat, I just gotta get it set up again give me a second. I'm sure everyone knows about Y/n, say hi Y/n."

"Hi Y/n."

You looked at Fundy and he rolled his eyes but gave a small smile nonetheless.

"Smart ass. Ok chat I think everything's good now. Can you guys see me? Does it look alright?"

'Yes' and 'yeah' flooded through the chat and Fundy smiled, everyone started saying hello and freaking out once they saw you. You smiled and waved a bit at the camera.

You got out of fundys chair so he could sit down again, he pat his lap and you sat down. He wrapped his arms around you and placed his head on your shoulder. He gave you a small kiss on your cheek and blushed a bit.

He giggled at the sight, you smiled as well. You sat there watching chat and replying to donations for about 10 minutes before getting up to leave.

You bent down and gave him a light kiss to the nose and whispered in his ear, loud enough for chat to hear.

"When you're finished go put some change in the swear jar."

He sighed and nodded, you laughed and placed a gentle kiss to his forehead, ruffling his hair and walking out of the room. You heard Fundy groan and complain to chat about having to put money in the jar AND fixing his hair after you ruffled it.

You smiled. At this rate, you'll have enough money to buy a tiny island.

Hello! This is officially the first chapters of my oneshot book. As far as I know in the future it'll be mostly if not all mainly Fundy. If you guys would like more members of the smp I will probably make a separate book! I'll do my best to upload and whatnot as best as I can though I can't make promises. I really hope you guys enjoyed. Bye!