Fundy x reader oneshot book!

Who's the Birthday Boy?

It was early. Very early, Y/n should not have been up that early but here they are. Currently using the last bit of frosting on a cake for a currently sleeping 'fox' man upstairs.

Trying as they were they struggled to get the last of the frosting out of the piping bag. They eventually decided that it wasn't worth the effort and went with what they had.

And let's just say what they had, wasn't what they wanted exactly- the kitchen was messy and littered with an assortment of ingredients for the said cake and there may or may not have been cake batter on the ceiling.

But no matter, Y/n was happy with what they had made for their partner. Which they planned to surprise them with until they felt arms being wrapped around their waist.

They gasped in surprise but soon smiled realizing that their last seen sleeping partner was well, no longer sleeping. His head rested snuggly on Y/n's neck and the arms had tightened a bit.

"Floris what are you doing up? You're supposed to be sleeping. You have a stream to do today and we have plans later, you need to sleep."

He only hummed and inhaled into their shoulder. Taking in their scent like it was the last thing he might ever do. He wanted to take in this moment for as long as he possibly could. He wanted to remember it for as long as his mind would let him.

"What are you doing up this early? Like you said we do have plans later."

Y/n sighed and leaned back into their partners chest, and smiled proudly of what they had placed in front of them.

"Well it was supposed to be a surprise for a certain furry's birthday but I guess it's not anymore."

He sighed.

"Don't fucking- don't fucking call me a furry. I'm not a furry. Don't be like chat."

Y/n laughed a hard belly laugh and removed floris' arms from their waist. They side stepped so Floris was in front of the cake on the counter instead of them.

On the cake, though they tried their hardest to make it look nice and delicate looked the opposite. The handwriting was not what they had intended it to look like. But he appreciated the effort they put in nonetheless.

"Y/n this is, this great. Thank you."

They smiled and walked to the cupboard to pull two plates and some silverware to cut and eat the cake with. They cut two slices, one for each of them.

"As a customary tradition, the first slice goes to the birthday boy."

He took the cake from their hands and smiled. He took his index finger and swiped some of the frosting from his slice. He put it in his mouth and groaned.

"Oh my fucking god this is good. Y/n can you bake cake all the time?"

Y/n laughed and started eating their slice. The was until frosting had found a new home on their nose. They stopped for a second then looked at their partner.

"Floris, don't start something you won't be able to finish."

Y/n warned him, fully knowing they were willing to do whatever it takes to win the food fight.

"Y/n I know what I'm doing. And I know that I'm going to win."

The words were cemented. They were out there. The deed had been done. Before Fundy had the chance to say anything an entire piece of cake found its way onto his face.

And he retaliated. His piece hitting its target as well. The two used what cake they had as ammo until nothing but a messy kitchen, and a couple covered in cake remained.

Both stood there covered in cake realizing how much of a mess they had made. Yet a smile was plastered on both of their faces.

"Well, that was unexpected. And someone has to clean this up."

"Nose goes."

Both quickly placed their finger on their noses, Floris loosing and having to clean up the kitchen while Y/n showered. After getting out of the shower Y/n returned to an almost spotless kitchen and a cake coated partner.

"I got the rest, it's almost time for you to stream, go clean up and get ready."

"Ok. Hey Y/n?"

"Yes my love?"

"I love you. And thank you for today. Definitely one of the best birthdays I've had, because I got to spend it with you."

The last bit had melted Y/n's heart and they smiled.

"You're welcome Floris, and I'm glad you had a good day. Also, I love you too."

He smiled and went on his way to get showered and ready for stream. Y/n sat at the counter with a rag in their hand cleaning up the last reaming bit of mess from today's events just thinking about all the time they had spent with their partner. How much happier their life had been since then.

"Happy birthday my love."

They quietly whispered to themself as they finished cleaning the kitchen, waiting to hear Fundy start his stream.

Ok so I rushed this one out for his birthday which happens to be today. And I haven't watched Fundy for very long, maybe at least two months but he quickly became one of my favorite streamers and is even one of my comfort streamers. He deserves the universe for all he does for us and for him I only hope he has a fantastic birthday and nothing short of the best.