You chose to GO PAST THE BUOYS. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU! THAT SHIT IS HELLA DANGEROUS. Maybe take an ocean safety course, because it isn't here to be your friend. While you won't get eaten by a shark necessarily, there are plenty of other dangerous things in the ocean. The buoys are there for a reason. To divide the relatively safe beach with the dangerous open ocean.
Ending 3- Eaten By a Shark, tf.
When the four of you approach the buoys, you look back and wave at Petra, who doesn't seem to see you, so you try to grab her attention by swimming over the line made by the buoys, immediately getting eaten by a shark like in GTA. Maybe you should be a little more aware of your surroundings. This isn't the open world you think it is.
I literally don't know what else to tell you. You got out there, decided to have a big brain moment and go out past the buoy like a dumbass. I mean, seriously what were you thinking? Rip tides, undertoes, rogue waves: the open ocean isn't anything to be fucked with, and Petra couldn't see you from that far away anyway. Rookie numbers, chief, those are rookie numbers.
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