BrightWin Collection

Did You Know?🔞

"Hey Win." Bright called out to his chocolate haired lover sitting in the kitchen as he was messing around with his phone.

"What Bright? I'm kinda busy." He called out from the kitchen of the apartment that he and the dark haired man shared. He was currently working on an assignment for his class tomorrow and he couldn't be distracted.

"Did you know that the word 'sex' was coined in thirteen-eighty two?" Bright looked over his shoulder at the passageway that led to the kitchen and he pursed his lips in thought.

"No I didn't, but thanks for telling me." Win said offhandedly as he scribbled something down in his spiral notebook. Bright lifted a brow and he got off the couch to see what just had to hold Win's attention.

He walked into the kitchen with his face towards his phone as he took a seat across from Win at the small wooden table. "Did you know the average male thinks about sex every seven seconds?" Bright started poking at his phone and getting a small glare from Win.

"No I didn't. And that's a lie I don't do that." Win looked up from his work slightly to look at Bright but he went back to working.

Bright raised another thin brow and he sighed, he didn't enjoy being ignored, especially if it was stupid school work. He reached over the table and plucked the pen from Win's hand, receiving a groan from the bunny.

"Not funny Bright, now gimme back my pen. I gotta finish this stuff." Win held his hand out. Bright placed the pen under his nose and held it with his upper lip.

"Gimme gimme never gets." He said snickering the best he could with the pen on his face.

"Why must you act so childish?" Win asked, placing his chin on his palm and staring at Bright as menacingly as he could.

"Because you work too much. Have some fun and listen to me." He took the pen from his face and threw it somewhere behind him, causing Win to sigh and lean back in his chair.

"Fine. What is it?" He asked, crossing his arms and sending a glare in Bright's direction.

"Did you know that fellatio is the number one sexual act desired by men?" Bright said smiling as Win raised a questioning brow.

"And fellatio is?"

"If you don't know Google it." Bright snickered, poking at his phone again, "A snail's genitals are on their necks. Right behind their eyestalks." Win gave an incredulous look and he leaned forward to grab Bright's phone. Bright was getting these weird things from his phone and Win wanted to see just exactly what it was.

"Let me see that." He said reaching for it and Bright put it at arm's length behind his back.

"No way. You might break it." He said, keeping the phone out of Win's reach. Win stood and stepped over to Bright still trying to grab the phone.

"Just let me see it, please?" Win asked Bright to try and reach the phone. "Come on, I won't break it I promise." He said looking down and at Bright's face.

"Do you swear?" He asked and Win nodded. "Swear on your testicles."

"What?" Win asked, shaking his head slightly out of confusion.

"In ancient Rome when a guy wanted to swear something' he'd swear on his testicles. So do it." Bright grinned and Win rolled his eyes. He knew Bright could be ridiculous, but this was almost too much. "Well?"

Win sighed, "I swear on my testicles that I won't break your phone." Win groaned and Bright smiled as he looked up at the bunny. He leaned up and bit his chin causing him to lean back and grab it. "What was that for?" He said rubbing his chin before he was suddenly lifted up to the counter by a grinning male.