Percy Jackson peeps reacts to select quotes that will blow your mind

Mothers, traitors, ranting, and tree huggers

"Alright. What in all of Rome is that!" Reyna started before looking at the picture.

"I don't know but it is awesome!" Leo and Percy said at the same time.

"I have to agree." Annabeth, Piper and Jason said at once.

"Ooo Ooo show me. Show me." Apollo asked and when Reyna turned it around trying to keep a neutral expression half the gods at least smiled. Or, if your name is Apollo, cracked up laughing so hard you fell out of your stump.

"Move on now please if you will praeter." Artemis helped.

"Here we go. "If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself."True." Rayna continued on.

"Man these are so hard because there really isn't that much character. Mainly just true, well said, facts." Apollo comments.

"Well I would guess Piper being taken advantage of as a child of Aphrodite." Athena guesses.

"No ma'am."

"Frank?"

"No lord Mercury."

"Hazel?"

"Anyone want to give a hint for 'em?"

"I have no idea when or who this is." or something of the sort came out of everyone's mouths making all the gods grow at their talking over each other.

"Only I know the answers to this one." Percy answers.

"Someone who isn't here?"

"Yes lord Apollo."

"That one likes it when you are as casual as possible and return the flirting but I wouldn't." Thalia warns.

"Thank you Lieutenant. That was Jackson's mother, Sally Blofis. "BLOWFISH?!" "NO DAD!" "SHUT IT JACKSON! "Where's the glory in repeating what others have done?" " Reyna continued.

"It is not about glory and there is always glory in personal achievement." Artemis put in.

"That's what I told him!" Percy exclaims.

"Jason? No. Leo in a low?" Hermes really wanted to beat Athena, the little smart allic.

"No and No my lord."

"You Romans have much more respect. As well as that boy." Hera says under her breath.

"Another character that's not here." Athena gathers from the looks of confusion and question between the demigods.

"Yes Lady Minerva, this one would be Luke Castilien, son of Hermes." Reyna says not noticing the flinching and scowling going on around her.

"What's up with this Luke character?" Apollo says noticing.

"Well.....He stole the Master bolt and the Helm of Darkness to try and get revenge on his dad for leaving him to the fate of his mother. Who tried to become the Oracle after Hades cursed her for killing Nico's mother...well Zeus did it, but he blamed the Oracle. So she would randomly grab you and shake you and try to...I guess change her son's fate? I don't know. She was insane, that is all I know. He was also under the influence of Kronos, who would torture him if he failed like when he got caught by Ares. Then Kronos and Luke managed to convince him of starting a 3 way war between the gods. Annabeth!"

"Fine seaweed brain. Percy was the son of Posiden who was going on a quest to get the master bot back from Hades. That is what we were told. In reality Ares gave us a backpack which was a modified sheath for the master bolt that gave us the Master bolt once we got close to Hades. Then we learn that the Helm of Darkness is also missing. Then we realize that we are really in a pickle here. holding the master bolt in a room full of skeletons who want to kill us at one word for Hades who Percy managed to anger, like every god he comes across. So we use the Perls Poseidon gave us, BUT Hades saw that coming and kidnapped Percy's mother to use against him. We end up leaving her in the underworld. We then confronted Ares to get the helm of Darkness back. Of course he came by to finish Percy off to try to save his master plan of war among the gods. Percy whoops his butt, gives the Helm to the three furies, and we take a plane back to New York. Hades sent Sally back to her apartment and we came back heroes for all of two months before Luke darn near succeeds at assassinating Percy. If he wasn't so gosh darn un-kill-able. Grover!"

"So Perce was dragged out of the woods by a few Nymphs, unconscious, and poisoned by a pit scorpion. We bring him back to life pretty much, he tells us the story of Luke's traitorous turn and that leads to a 4 year long war that ends in hundred of deaths and heroes on both sides. Luke poisoned Thalia's tree to make the camp go get the golden fleece to use on Kronos and Kronos really couldn't make him kill Thalia without some sort of ultimatum. He freed Atlas from under the sky and managed to trap Artemis under it tell Zoe, Bianca, Me, Thalia and Perce saved her."

"He'd used Minos to trick me into sabotaging Annabeth's quest in the Labyrinth!"

"No Nico, he tricked you into getting yourself kidnapped, it was Kelli who used you against us. Besides, you kinda hated Percy's guts. We were anticipating you sabotaging us, not avoiding us at all costs. Besides you saved us back when Kronos rose again, possessing Luke." Annabeth corrected.

"Fine, fine."

"Then the real fight was on as Romans stormed their base on mount Othreis and Greeks defended Manhattan in the biggest bloodbath this century has ever seen. I don't know about you Romans but we were down to a tight circle with back up coming every day, party ponies, Ares cabin, death breath pulled the "TIME OUT!" card before letting all Hades go loose, the hunters of Artemis. Everyone. We had many heroes die in that battle. Selena, Ethan, Luke. They all did what was right in the end. They died heroes you hear me, heroes." Clarisse left no room for argument.

"He left our cabin in shatters. We had unclaimed kids disappearing and joining the other side like there was no tomorrow."

"We had to step up and run a war as he went around on a monster size cruise ship full of traitors and monsters." The Stolls told their side.

"OK! We get it! The guy sucked. We got it. Moving on." Apollo exclaimed.

"Alright, one more than someone else is reading. "Humans see what they want to see.""Rayna got them back on track from their ranting.

"GROVER!" Athena,Hermes,Dionysus, and Demeter all said at different volumes.

"Yes."Rayna was slightly freaked out at that and gave the packet to the Lieutenant of Artemis.