Percy Jackson peeps reacts to select quotes that will blow your mind

Everyone run!

AN: that video had me amazed all the way through school.

"Tell Grover it'll be better this time! Nobody will get tuned into a tree! Thank you very much."

"Now are we guessing who's backstory it is or who said it?" Athena asked.

"Both."

"Grover's backstory." a few said at once.

"Leo, no somebody who isn't here." Hermes said cautiously.

" Yep it's Luke the hero again." Grover proceeded cautiously into the boiling pot

"What? That makes no sense. He's not a child of the eldest gods(dogs)!" Zeus thundered just now getting it yet totally not.

"I was the child, Zeus, he was the hero who's soul was reaped. Oh thank the gods our Hermes isn't here." Percy mumbled the last part .

"Speaking of which, would you mind naming off all the prophecies in your time?" Apollo asked at the same time as his sister, causing them to look at each other before looking away and back to the demigods for answers.

"Oracle, if you would do the honors?" Percy teased.

"What! I don't even know half of them you idiots! How about the people who got the prophecy?" you could say she didn't take it well.

(AN:Not rewriting this I know I am repeating myself but pretend the gods forgot.)

"Alright, chronically speaking mine came first so I'll have a go at it.

You shall go west, and face the god who has turned,

You shall find what was stolen, and see it safely returned,

You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,

You shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

There you go. Do I have to explain it or what?"

"Yes please." Athena the knowledge hungry goddess answered.

"Well then, we thought we had to go west to get the stolen master bolt from Hades-" "WHAT!" "shut up please, drama king, but really the god who had turned was Ares." "WHAT!" "EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT UP! Me, Annabeth, and Grover retrieved the Master bolt, then unknowingly took it to the underworld with us to have a good old conversation with my uncle. That went along the lines of him thinking I have his Helm of Darkness that was also missing-"WHAT!"and me pissing him off and him threatening to kill my mother "HADES!"who he had kidnapped "RUN UNCLE H! RUN!" "SHUT UP YOU INSUFFERABLE BROTHER!"if I don't hand over the Master Bolt ''RUN HADES!" and me using some very useful perls from my father "ACTUALLY EVERYONE RUN!"to escape. So where am I? Ares is the god who had turned, I got to live for returning the master bolt, I had to leave my mother in the underworld, oh yeah! Luke decided to kill me with a pit scorpion before he went off to lead a war on the gods, or be possessed by Kronos who lead a war on the gods.....yeah.''

The whole clearing was a ruin of gods tearing each other to pieces and the others protecting the demigods. Finally gods split the fighting ones up as they all sent glares at each other.

"Well that was exciting!" Clarisse said with false enthusiasm. Ares didn't take it as fake.

"That's my girl!"

"SHUT UP FATHER!"

"Wow, and we have 7 more prophecies to go through?" Will asked, looking at the battered forms of the gods in front of them.