"Team Skull is a dance crew of spray painting delinquents. They don't count."
"I genuinely have not been this confused at human beings' existences for some time."
"I wish I was a deer living alone in a forest chewing potentially poisonous berries-- I don't know, I'm a deer-- and then potentially die from the potentially poisonous berries but I don't know cuz I'm a fucking deer. What am I supposed to do, smell the poison? I'm not a bloodhound, I'm a deer. I don't smell the drugs, I eat the berries."
"Are these berries nutritional? Do they meet all of my daily vitamin requirements? I do not know, for I am a deer."
"The lobby code is QMWMQQ...is that how you spell kumquat?"
"Jesus fuck! Get the Christ out of my way!"
"I am a sentient raspberry and I'm here to fuck your bitch."
"Big cicada said light go bvvvvvvt."
"You're like Jesus, but hotter!"
"I'm gonna eat this...but I'm highly offended by it."
"I'm gonna p-d your f."
"Sara, don't be gay, continue driving straight."
"Lane assist is gay?!"
"Can I have a sword taller than Rosie?"
"Alexander Hamsterham and his friend French Baguette."
"Aw, now he's blooding everywhere."
"Rosie, what's the place with the Amish crack donuts?"
"This is why I can't have nice things. Because Boba Fett kills it."
"This is a free fucking country, I'll make Hayden laugh if I want to."
"It tastes like somebody near me is thinking really hard about strawberries."
"Turn that rectangular prism down, it's got too much volume."
"I'm a licensed demonic locksmith."
"Fuck shit yeah damn!"
"I find myself in a predicament...I'm off my FUCKING rocker on crack cocaine!"
"Anarchy. *hits something gently* Fight the power. *knocks over chocolate milk bottle* ...but not too much though, that's a mess."
"I'm gonna bash my head in with this bag of lemonade."
"Kiss me through the blanket, you coward."
"D's get degrees and C's are required for major-related classes."
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College Quotes
Sachbücherthings that people around me have said, including myself. welcome to college guys, it does weird things to your brain and sentences.
