"I emailed that bastard!" -some girl talking about her professor
"Mad respect for the ball-buster." -some guy in the dining hall
"Wait where are we talking about? Is this place real or is it like Wyoming?" -Sara
"Wait who's the evil cracker triangle dude?" -Sara
"Actually, fuck it. Gimme your mom's number." -some dude in the dining area
"I have to find little k. What is little k? Little k is special." -Hayden
Ethan: "I don't always get naked...but when I do..."
Me: "It's strawberry banana."
"Shit, I'm looking for my thesis statement right now." -a guy in my first-year seminar class when the prof told us we had to briefly explain our essay topic in front of the class
"Smells like a family reunion, tastes like a pizza." -Abi
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College Quotes
Non-Fictionthings that people around me have said, including myself. welcome to college guys, it does weird things to your brain and sentences.
