"Sus out that bs."
"Time means nothing."
"People are strange and unknowable."
"I pay-- I WORK THERE!"
"I have no idea how to say that and I took four years of French."
"You can't be an asshole all the time. You've gotta be a selective asshole."
"I don't need any of their goddamn money."
"Except for one person who doesn't like me--well, okay, five people who don't like me, but..."
"With the right amount of caffeine and sugar, you can do anything."
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College Quotes
Saggisticathings that people around me have said, including myself. welcome to college guys, it does weird things to your brain and sentences.
