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Please read this, because if it's not funny or cool, I don't know! I have no idea why I'm writing this, but today I'm in the mood to talk about myself. So, welcome to...30 facts about me! If you don't care, write to me! I am curious heh. Here we go (I'm gonna run it like a show, hmm...if it's Dewey-Dew-Night then how about...Veronica-Vera-Night? XDDD).

,,Hi" I say ,,Welcome to the episode with 30 facts about me! Enjoy!"

*Classes and cheers*

,,Thank you" I smile ,,So the first fact about me is that I would like to become a journalist, but I am too shy for that. Well, but this is some form of journalism, isn't it?"

*Shouts yes, no, maybe*

,,Oh, the undecided audience" I'm laughing ,,Okay, the second fact about me is that I would like to live in California!"

*Shouting a few people that they live in California*

,,I'm jealous" I'm honestly saying ,,Hm... I guess I should speed it up a bit, so the third fact is that I have a wonderful labrador named Frodo. Fact 4 is that my mother, being a child, loved duck stories. Fact 5: I love to write from 3rd grade..."

,,TOO FAST" shouts the cameraman. ,,Nobody knows what you are saying."

,,Relax" I say ,,I found out that I like to write by...extra homework!"

*Surprise sounds and laughter*

,,It's true" I say ,,In addition, it was extra homework and the teacher thought that my parents wrote it for me, because I wrote 4 pages! Well, I'll tell the whole story one day, but this program is too long, and that was the 6th fact!"

*Sounds of disappointment*

,,One day I'll tell you" I say gladly that someone is curious about my life ,,We're flying on! Fact 7. I am Orthodox, as one of two people in my class!"

*Patch up, readers! My audience did the same hahah👍*.

,,Fact 8: I'm afraid of the dark" I'm ashamed ,,Yes, it's terrible."Fact 9. I am the one behind the fact that my friend loved Harry Potter heh. She never saw him until recently. I wanted to know...

,,Veronica!" Cameraman shouts ,,Remember the time!"

,,Okay, okay" I say ,,Well, some other time, because somebody here is a fucking bum!"

*Smiles and groans*

,,I'M NOT BUM" the cameraman shouts.

,,Time, remember?" I answer.

* loud laughter*

,,Record it yourself" the cameraman has been growling.

,,Hey, don't be like that" I'm telling him, but he's already gone ,,Eh...CAMERAMAN FOR CHANGE!"

*a boy with brown curly hair and purple glasses comes in *

,,Record" I'm talking to him.

,,I can't handle it" he says.

,,GOD" I'm shouting ,,YOU'RE CAMERAMAN, ARE YOU NOT?"

,,Well, yes" he says.

*the public is dying of laughter*

,,IF YOU CAN'T?!" I ask.

,,I use different equipment" he answers.

,,Swap your equipment with this" I tell him then I turn to the camera ,,Time for advertising. We will come back to you in a moment!"