"Heyy!"
"...hello?"
"What are ya' doin'? I'm boredddd!"
"Who is this? And are you drunk?"
"Maybeeee, I don't really knoww."
"Seriously, today Gillian spilled juice all over my new shirt! And now you're drunk dialling me?"
"Wow, soundsss like you had a badd dayy!"
"Ugh, whatever. Bye. "
"No, waittt!"
"..."
"Don't hang up!"
< call ended >
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I don't understand the degree of horribility (is that a word?) this is. But anyways...
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