"Hello?"
"Hello, my dear friend."
"So... when did the dictionary change the definition of annoying jerks to dear friends. Cause when I recall, I seem to remember that annoying jerk meant you."
"You wound me, sweetheart. I'll have you know that I am a very handsome and hot jerk."
"So you're not denying the fact that you are a jerk."
"Aww, don't try to cover up that you already want to kiss me just because of sexy voice."
"Yeah right. You need to stop dreaming, it damages your sense of realism."
"Since when did you make lying a habit?"
"Since you did."
"... I'm kind of confused right now."
"Heh, it's called wordplay my friend."
"So now I'm your friend?"
"Well, no... we're not total strangers... more like acquaintances."
"So... when's the date?"
"What?!"
"Y'know, the strangers to best friends to lovers cliche, when are you going to fall for me and confess? Hmm, I wonder if it will be through a phone call. I better get a recording ready so I can play it whenever you lie and say 'I hate you, Will!"
"Ah, so your name is Will, I assume? Sounds annoying. I like it."
"Possibly, it's just a nickname."
"So your name is William? Wilson? Williamson?"
"Uh-uh. I'm not telling you unless you tell me mine. It's like trading. It should be fair. "
"Whatever Will. I guess it is only fair if I do say my nickname... it's Re- "
"WILL! GET YOUR ASS BACK DOWN HERE! Oh, I need to go. My brother is calling me. He's fixing me up on a blind date. I'll talk to you later."
"Oh um, bye, I guess. Talk later Will."
"Bye!"
< call ended >
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Yes, I know. This is BAD. I've been trying to dig through the piles of homework I have and I'm not succeeding.
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