"Hey."
"Am I dreaming? Has the day really came? Raisin called me first!"
"Don't start. I am not a 'Raisin' Will. Just stop guessing."
"And I thought you were calling me because you finally decided to stop denying your feelings and finally confess your undying love! I mean like, seriously, you just need some courage."
"Keep dreaming. I'm calling you because I'm bored, not because I like you."
"You love me?"
"No. I only called you because it's amusing to hear you try to be funny, okay?"
"So... I'm a source of entertainment."
"Kind of."
Y'know, sweetheart, I could always be a different type of entertainment. Like perhaps, se-"
"Blah, blah, blah!"
"You know you wanted to hear the offer anyway."
"That will never happen. I called you because my cousin is kissing the girl again."
"Why is it such a big deal anyway?"
"That girl was my best friend, Will. She wanted to be with my cousin even when I told her he was just going to use her. It broke our friendship."
"Oh. I'm sorry."
"No, just keep being the jerk you are. It distracts me."
"Okay... Point taken. No need to be so savage."
"Whatever Will."
"Do you know why Adele crossed the road?"
"Why?"
"Because she needed to say hello from the other side."
"Did you get that from google?"
"...maybe. But it made you laugh didn't it?"
"Maybe..."
"..."
"..."
"Will?"
"Yeah?"
"Thank you."
"For what?"
"For being there for me."
"You're welcome."
< call ended >
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