As the door creaked open, elliot started to burp out curses. "Guess I was too gay for my own good." He sighed. There stood his best friend, Roach. He had met his corrupted of a best friends two years ago, while on the bus he saw a stick of a boy poke dancing on the bus. Interesting to say the least.
Yet something Pablo couldn't ever get used to, is that roach is very gay. He was gayer than him, and elliot didnt take that well. He wanted to be gayer if so the gayest in all the universe, and the only to do that, is to chop up roach and cook him.
"Hey sister!" Roach broke his neck and slithered all the way next to elliot.
"I heard you and triste drugged some men last night" roach twerked the words out.
"Ro-oachacha, it isn't what you think!"
Elliot uttered the words out off his ass. "I will not hesitate, bitch" roach took out his gun and shot elliot, licking for him, roach is blind and missed.
"You missed, sucker" elliot took out his tongue and ripped it off, slapping the gay boy in the process. Roach Huffed and he puffed and he blew the house away.
Suddenly elliot got an idea "come on wiggle bum, I suddenly got an idea, because the stupid ass author doesn't know how to bring this up casually." Elliot said. Roach nodded, agreeing that the ugly author is too dumb.
The humped the air as the started to walk. Walking into a dark room, they absorbed the darkness.
"Omo, it's so dark. Crusty would've loved this" elliot exclaimed. "Too bad she dead dead" Roach said as jumped from the roof.
Landing on his butt, "shit, my ass flat again" he cursed as he did the "cant take big dick but I suck on it" dance.
Hearing the sound of metal come of roach's back, elliot backed away. "Ayo wa$$up m a n?" Elliot said. Roach began climbing like a cat, with a sword in his hands.
"Hello Sexc" roach complimented. He then through out a paper, while elliot held out a scissor. "Fucking hell, I lost again." Roach said as he began stabbing his hand.
Elliot did a random cartwheel and fell on his head. Roach laughed in the most hEtErO way ever. "Fuk off mate." He said, "Omo no, I fuk u" roach replied. "no, dic smol" elliot responded.
Roach stabbed him in the heart, "oMo I jinja about to faint." Elliot tried to scream, but his head was under water. "Omo no, I'm about to jinja fuk u." Roach said as jumped on elliot like a trampoline.
Elliot stopped breathing, he cried out "omo, I jinja am going to die." Elliot died. Murdered by roach, his best friend.......
His cabbage.
THE END
Written by: SAVVI_
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The Sinner Family
Fanfiction"Sinners are a whole family. We don't have a family tree." Elliot rested his head back with a smile. "We have a family forest."
