Looking up from the toilet sit, timtoe was watching toe porn. Something she does often. But when she looked around. She encountered a boy, just an old grandpa. "ROACH, U TOLD YOU NOT TO COME IN. IM POOPING" she screamed at him. "Ay, que puta. Fine, ill go make some spicy enchiladas" he said, while spitting in her face.
She huffed and she puffed. And she blow away the toilet seat. Picking up her pants, she washed her hands thoroughly because, CORONAVIRUS. Pickinh up the laptop that lay on the counter next to the toilet. She paused the smexc toe porn.
Walking out the bathroom, she heard moaning and ruffling. Turning around, she saw elliot kissing the head of a cabbage. Rubbing his hands all around the stem. He looked busy, so she decided not to bother him. Instead she walked where triste was. Who was currently binge reading some manga she found.
Triste normally drop kicked anyone who would insult her faves. So instead of talking, Tim sat her flat ass down on the stool next to the girl. "I LIKE YA CUT G" she felt a slap as hard as a rubber hand coming full force on her back head. She karate chopped the person who had slapped her, which so happens to be ML. "Yo, wtf my dude, i just like ya cut. Its a sign of appreciation from corpse" she said as she shook her head, disappointed that her fellow sucker didnt know.
Tim shook her head furiously, amd got up from the stool. Walking up to the very old elli and tine, who now stood at the age of 89. She knocked in the door and heard a very cracked "come in little gay.", she opened the door as saw tine playing "Just Dance 2076".
"ML, slapped me for the 106th time today. Arent you gonna do anything?" She asked, throwing up gang signs to show her enthusiasm. "Nah, a bitch gotta hit a bitch sometimes. Y'know?" Elli said, coming out from under the bed. Her hair all ryffled, and some spider webs in it. Tim farted as a result to the statement. "I HATE THIS FUCKING FAMILY" she backflipped out the window and into oblivion.
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As Roach was making the hella spicy enchiladas, he felt a smack on his board like ass. "Whatchu doing baby daddy?" He recognized the voice. It was Crystal Sucker. "Nothing, just cooking the dicks of my carrot boyfriend, elliot." He responded. Crystal nodded in understanding. She asked if she could help him too, and he accepted. Everything was going well until crystal started to dance bts songs, chopping off her finger. She screamed, and ate her finger afterwards. "MmMMMMM WOWIE. THIS tAsTes dEliCiOsO" she said as she started chopping off the other fingers.
Roach wondered if she was telling the truth, so he did the same. "OMO, IT TASTES EXACTLY THE SAME AS TO ELLIOTS CUM-" he yelled, as he ditched the enchiladas and started to copy crystal.
Rachel came around that corner and through a pan at them. "Que les pasa. Why are you doing it without me?" She asked, as she grabbed a machete and cut off roachs leg. He neighed a little before his neck went "crackackackacka"
Elliot finished making out with the cabbage before he invited other sinners to ghe house and partied. He ended up sleeping with peppe pig. And they became a rhing behind thw cabbage and roach's back.
Sofi grabbed eno by the neck and started making weird faces. Eno shook her head, and started throwing it back. Before she knew it, she yeeted herself back to when dinosaurs still existed. There she saw ashleys face inprinted on a big lumpy dinosaur. SHE screamed. And threw herself back some more. There she saw ashlet with no nose. That means, she was ashmort......
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^Ashmort^
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^Lumpy Dinosaur Ashley^
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WRITTEN BY: SAVVI_ (tim thinks she can win by making weirder masterpieces. Well, she cant. Shes a loose turtle. Henlo timtoe turnsucker feet senior :] )
