I noticed you at your ninja-turtle backpack (5sos fanfic)

Chapter 12

~~Luke's P.O.V~~

    I was left alone in the room while Mikey was out to get pizza. Where was I going to take Ally I thought? She deserves the best place in L.A, she deserves the best guy, which wasn't me. She deserves better than a chubby guy people call a ballerina, I'm the guy that gets called innocent all the time, oh Luke's the baby. I know I don't have sex, or date girls, god I never had my first kiss. I hope today I would, she would be amazing to have as a girlfriend, I want to be the one to make her feel better when she cries. Shut up Luke she'll never want a guy like me, she might as well want a girl, your not a real man. A voice in my head told me. I wanted to cry, but that would just prove my point more. I hope that she wouldn't read those posts about me being the innocent one, I hope she doesn't read anything about me at all.

    Ashton was still seeping upstairs, and Calum was up and on his laptop. I came into their room. "Oh hey there Luke." Ash looked at me and went back to sleep. "Come on Ash, get up man it's almost 10." "I don't give a crap Luke, give me a few more min-" He drifted back into sleep. "So Calum, what are you doing man?" "Oh, just twittering and stuff, same old, same old." "Yea cool man." I plopped down on the floor and opened my mac. As I was looking through YouTube, mum face timed me. "Hey there Luke, how are you and the boys doing huh?" "Yea mum we're good."  She had her phone to only reveal half her face, I don't think she quite figured out how to hold your phone when you face time with someone, I ignored it though. "So are you busy, am I interrupting something?" I looked around the room to find Ashton still sleeping and Calum still glued to the computer screen. "No, mum, just here, on the internet, like always." "Oh Luke you need to go outside." I laughed to myself. I answered her with a sarcastic tone. "Mum, but that's no fun, I like the closed beautiful indoors." "Oh Luke and your internet." She paused to look around the room. "So have you found any ladies yet, I know how much the girls love you, I brag to everyone how much of a ladies-man my son is." She  sounded so proud, like I just won a Grammy. "Mum, you don't need to brag," I felt myself turn red, trying to avoid talking about Ally. "Lukey, I see you there blushing, who's the lady?" I just blushed more, "There is no lady mum." "Yea ok Luke what's her name, you know I don't like when you lie to me." "Ok, ok, there is this one girl." I heard Ashton bust up from bed. "What girl?" he said in a surprised tone. "Luke, how come you didn't tell your friends about this new lady friend,"  I covered my face because if I was blushing before, I'm red now. "Luke you better use protection if you try anything, you hear me young man?" "Mum what?" Now Calum and Ashton both were listening in trying to contain their laughter. "Oh my god guys stop starring, go back to doing your stuff."

     I knew everyone was laughing at me now, then to make conditions better Michael busts in the door. "So hey guys I bought pizza." "Oh Luke is that Michael?" "Hello Liz, hows your day?"  "Oh great, did you hear about Luke's new lady friend." Ashton and Calum just burst all their laughter at that point and were rolling around on their beds, "Mum, stop it-" I couldn't exactly finish my sentence because of Michael. "Oh yes Mrs Hemmings, and I just met his lady friend's best friend, great girls, I'm sure you'll love Ally." "Ally? That's a beautiful name." "MUM!" The rest of the boys were all laughing at me. "We're not even dating, we're just texting, that's all." "Yea that smile said otherwise when you were "texting" this morning." Michael just had to say that. "Oh my Luke, when can I meet her?" "No one is meeting anyone right now, and can we please stop talking about Ally, this is so uncomfortable," "Well ok Mr. Grumpy Pants, bye boys, have a nice day!" "Thanks Liz," and "Thanks, you too," were said at the same time by the rest of guys.

    Once mum hung up, everyone burst into complete laughter. Of coarse Michael was hugging himself like he was holding a girl, and then kissing the air, trying to imitate me and Ally. "Oh Luke's new lady friend, oh man, this is priceless." Ashton tried to say in between his laughter. Calum couldn't speak at all from laughing too hard. When I looked back to Michael he was now humping the air and moaning out in the most lady like voice he can squeak out of him "Oh yea Luke ughhhhhh harder HARDER OH FUCK YESS LUKE UHHHH." "Ok, I'm leaving, you guys are so immature." Michael fell down on the floor laughing from his own joke. I left the room.