Undertale in one chapter!

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Hello everyone. I made this chapter as a special thanks to you. To all of you who chose to actually read this second hand amateur book. I never thought I'd get this far. 5000 reads might not seem a lot compared to the other books out there, but I'm just glad people are reading this. Now, of a while now I kept coming up with a few jokes about Undertale's mistakes. This chapter is made for fun and is not intended to insult anyone. Also, please do check out my second story. Enjoy!

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Frisk: AAAAAAHHHHH-Oh wait, this game doesn't have fall damage.

Flowey: We're not owned by Disney you know! Not yet....

Frisk: You're a talking flower?

Flowey: No, I'm a goat kid stuck in this from. OF COURSE I'M A FLOWER YOU IDIOT! Want some love?

Frisk: A creepy talking flower I literally just met asks me if I Want some love? I can only see this going well.

Flowey: FOOL! IT WAS A TRAP! DIE!

Toriel: HADOUKEN!

Flowey: AAAHHH! SOMEHOW INSTEAD OF BURNING LIKE AN ACTUAL FLOWER I WAS JUST THROWN AWAY!

Toriel: What a miserable creature. Torturing such a poor, innocent youth. He reminds me of my ex.

Frisk: What?

Toriel: Ah, my child. You should know that to never trust a stranger. Next time someone you just met offers you something you refuse, ok?

Frisk: Ok.

Toriel: Now come live with me, eat anything I offer to you. Oh, and keep any garbage you find!

Frisk: Yes! But first, let's give the secondary characters a line each!

Dummy: I'm totally not alive. Or a ghost.

Migosp: I'm just trying to be a part of the society. And if the society is trying to kill a kid, then who am I to judge?

Whimsum: I'm an introvert who's scared of that society.

Moldsmall: I'm Not a jelly. Ignore my appearance.

Vegetoid: I... wanted to say I'm a talking carrot, but you've already seen the talking flower....

Napstablook: People love me because I feel sad.

Loox: My name is literally looks.

Froggit: Why am I here?

Frisk: Ok are we done? Cool. Toriel can I go home?

Toriel: No you can't! Firelord Ass-gore is gonna kill you!

Frisk:.... Toby fox was very creative with this names.

Toriel: I will destroy this door so you can't leave.

Frisk: Wait. You're gonna destroy a door?

Toriel: Yes.

Frisk: To make sure I don't leave.

Toriel: Yes.

Frisk: a door.

Toriel: I can only see this going well.

Frisk:.....You know what? Go for it!

Toriel: MAGICIAN RED!

Frisk: Aaaaand now there is a hole in the wall... Bye!

Toriel: Welp. Back to talking with snails then.

Flowey: I'M BACK! And you're gonna have to kill someone eventually.

Frisk: Cool bye.

???: Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand.

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