A/N: Long chapter. That's all I have to say. Please, please don't feel compelled to read this in one go! Seriously, if you need to take a break, do so. Enjoy...
In outer space,
There's a massive chase,
For the alien race,
With a Mewtwo's face.
They show their worth,
By invading Earth.
And they claim our turf
So they need a nerf,
They live so long,
And they do much wrong,
And their only weakness,
Is a single song.
So, we gotta go and yeetus,
Before the aliens delete us,
When one of them's a fetus,
They're gonna come and greet us.
We gotta go and yeetus,
Before the aliens delete us,
When one of them's a fetus,
They're gonna come and greet us!
When they're rollin' and rockin',
The show will be stoppin',
And then we'll be hoppin'
To the end of the world!
But four heroes goes on,
With a piece of a song,
And hearts that make them all
A true paragon!
So sing the 8 Melodies,
Bring them down to their knees,
And then take all their keys,
And then, we will be free!
Giygas goes down,
And then we take the crown,
While they're wearing a frown,
We say 'get the fuck out!'
So, we gotta go and yeetus,
Before the humans delete us,
When one of us is a fetus,
They're gonna go and greet us.
We gotta go and yeetus
Before the humans delete us,
When one of us is a fetus,
They're gonna go and greet us!
EPIC GUITAR SOLOOOOOOOOO...ohhhhh... oh... I've... I'm... I've...
...I've... I've got... company... ah... ah... well then... you... you... ah...
You. Heard. Nothing. You hear me? Nothing!
You will never speak about this. You will never think about this. And you will forget all about this incident.
... you're not gonna forget this, are you?
What, can't an immortal deity rap in their free time? I get bored, okay?! Seriously, this whole God shtick sucks! You get no food, no water, and no money!
I mean, I don't need any of these things... but that's not the point!
It's a thankless job, and people are always hating you for causing shit like an earthquake or a drought or God knows. Oh wait...
Actually, wait a minute... I don't cause any of that shit! My job is to make sure that the world doesn't fucking end... so who the hell is causing all the earthquakes and tsunamis?!
Oh yeah, God.
So, yeah, I get bored. Especially considering that the majority of my job consists on watching a bunch of horny teenagers all mingle with each other, and seeing Lucas try and enact a bunch of things I'm too pure to say...
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A Third Of Love
FanfictionRated T and up for language, sexual references and innuendos, and violence. Ness/Paula + Ness/Lucas. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lucas had always liked Ness... but, they were just best friends... right? Yet, when jealousy and love inte...
