"You and Severus are related?" Tom's eyebrows were drawn up in surprise, but his eyes shown with strictly mirth.
Harry was less than thrilled at Tom's realisation. It's not like he himself was glad Severus was his distant not-related relative.
"Unfortunately."
"Gods, you even sound like him."
Tom's smirk never wavered as Harry smacked him. "Ow," Tom teasingly retorted.
Harry simply glared back.
"We're not even related, not really. Not only am I not really related to Ticsh, but Snape is from Gomez's side."
Tom offered a hum in reply, watching Luna and Wednesday chase one another around Hogwarts' residential dungeon bat.
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The Brothers [MULTI, crack-ish]
FanfictionMorticia Addams' brothers are just an enchanting as she is. Somehow, so are their adversaries. The Addams family adores Uncle Will's fiancé, a cannibalistic serial killer know as the Chesapeake Ripper. Likewise, they admire Uncle Harry's whatever To...