~ Haikyuu Boyfriend Scenarios ~

𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖

I had a proper picture for this chapter initially but then I made this and I don't think it's the most horrible thing ever, so enjoy my average realistic eye

~y'all go to the grocery store, is it chaotic or are they actually semi-functional?~

Hinata
-he's slapping the rice bags so much
-likes running around the aisles to get the snack on the other side of the store
-if a child ever gets lost best believe it comes to Hinata's direction and asks for help
-if your grocery store has free samples he is taking ten of each

Kageyama
-he just grabs three milk cartons and lets you do the rest of the grocery shopping
-while you pick everything out and place it in the cart he's just rolling it around the store
-one time a little kid was beside him in the checkout line so the kid got scared and started crying

Tsukishima
-he doesn't find grocery shopping fun so he just wants to get what he needs and leaves
-speaks in the most monotone voice to all the employees there
-always uses self check out and doesn't like using the in person ones
-he usually eats the fruit you guys get really quickly

Yamaguchi
-he let's you buy most of the stuff since he's not that picky of an eater
-he's usually at the frozen foods section getting fries and chicken nuggets
-everyone in the store is super nice to him and some of them look forward to him going here
-bby never let's you carry half of the groceries on the way home (as he should)

Nishinoya
-he's already reaching for the gummy bears
-5 minutes in and your cart consists of ice cream, candy and chocolate
-neither of you even bother to calculate how much any of that is
-you both leave the store with 10 grocery bags filled with junk and no regrets

Tanaka
-he's trying to fit in the tiny chair in the cart that toddlers are supposed to fit in
-"trust me Y/N!" I can fit in this! Just give me some more time!"
-he's also running around with the cart trying to ride on it
-but most of the time he just trips and falls
-please don't bring him back the employees are suffering

Daichi
-he doesn't let you eat too much unhealthy stuff and he makes you put it some stuff back
-"you can't eat this the sugar content is way too much, put it back"
-meanwhile he's buying his 5kg pack of protein powder in the other side of the store
-he gets a lot of fruits and vegetables, meat too

Sugawara
-he's friends with the butcher guy and they have an entire conversation while he's picking out the meat
-he also gossips with the cashiers about what happened last week
-you guys get discounts on a ton of stuff because Sugawara is literally friends with everyone there

Asahi
-my man is so sWEET it hurts
-if you like something he always gets 2-4 because he knows you crave it often
-he also buys a ton of razors
-the store employees were lowkey scared of him at first but after a while they really loved him
-he buys a lot of noodles cause he likes making ramen and other kinds of noodle dishes

Kuroo
-this man is so extra with his grocery list
-"so I'll go over here to get some sodium chloride and you go get a dozen chicken periods right over there"
-makes a ton of corny jokes in the grocery store
-"Hey Y/N, if you were a vegetable, I think you would be a cute-cumber."
-he also buys you extra snacks cause he knows you will finish them in less than a week

Kenma
-you guys get some instant meals, and some more instant meals.... And more instant meals
-you guys mostly eat out so going to the grocery store is something you guys rarely do
-Kenma is forcing you to hand the money to the cashier while he play's on his game behind you
-he wants to be in there 10 mins max to avoid social interaction

Lev
-he always reaches for the food on the top shelf to remind people that he's ✨tall✨
-if you want a snack he always grabs a ton first then puts them in the too shelf leaving you with the crumby stuff in the back
-he always has to sit down on the floor to get some of the food you guys need
-he already starts eating the groceries in the car

Yaku
-he can just tell when you guys are going over budget like it's a sixth sense
-"Hey don't get that it's too expensive, we'll be over budget"
-he reads all the expire dates on the food he gets and looks at the ingredient list
-he buys a lot of calcium related products to help with his height

Oikawa
-he's at the bakery next door trying to get his hands on some milk bread
-so like the first 15 minutes at the grocery store your by yourself
-for some reason he never tries new things, ask him to buy a new snack he'll tell you that what he has right now is way better

Iwaizumi
-he's like the opposite of Oikawa
-he would NEVER let you be alone in a public area cause he's scared you'll get harassed or something
-gets that really healthy Asian food like tofu and kimchi
-he calculates the amount of calories he'd need to gain more muscle
-so when you go check on the cart your confused to see liver in there

Bokuto
-grabs the most random items because a marvel character was on it
-"look at this capt'n crunch box! Captain America is on it!"
-he helps out the crying kid having a temper tantrum because his mom wouldn't buy him the same cereal box
-you pay because you can't trust his credit card

Akaashi
-every person working there has a crush on him
-you even see girls giggling and looking a him
-a literal God to people there
-he helps the elders reach for the top shelf, not to mention he let's the cashiers keep the change if it isn't too big
-he can carry most of the bags by himself so y'all can say goodbye to second trips

Ushijima
-he actually does most of the work
-he pushes the cart and picks everything out, while you just get your snacks and walk beside him
-he's surprisingly chill doing the groceries and he low key kinda enjoys it
-also he can carry all the bags in one trip

Tendou
-his hood is usually on so that he doesn't scare people too much
-he's making the weirdest conversations to you and y'all are just having fun talking about how the Teletubbies could be a potential horror film
-some forty year old mom felt really concerned for you guys
-he also buys two big tubs of chocolate ice cream

Atsumu
-he gets that overpriced packaged sushi and he gets like four packs of it
-he also likes getting a lot of protein so he gets tons of meat and fish
-there's always a girl or two looking at him whenever you guys shop
-he's texting his brother that he sucks in the checkout line

Osamu
-Y'all buy EVERYTHING
-you both go to every section, every isle, and get one of everything
-you bring a grocery list and it's stapled with 20 pages no cap
-the cashiers are dreading the time they have to check you guys out

Sakusa
-naw he ain't going there till he has his face mask and gloves on
-probably forces you to wear protective germ gear as well
-he can't stand going to get fish and meat so he makes you do it
-he's only getting the snacks and vegetables then he's leaving

Hirugami
-you bet he's in the frozen food section to get some dumplings (specifically shumai for those who have read the wiki)
-he's super polite to everyone and respects the rules
-he's pushing the cart around and he just let's you get your own food

I'm sorry I haven't posted y'all my life ain't together : (
I've been focusing on school lately, and I just became a new level of obsessed with Tik tok so I couldn't really get the motivation to write
So this weekend I wanna write a ton of chapters for y'all being so patient : )
If you have any requests feel free to comment some!

See you in the next chapter!