Tom Holland One Shots - Completed

No Kissing "Prank"

a/n- So I got new earbuds for Christmas and when I would write I would use earbuds and listen to music. But a month after my old earbuds broke I lost motivation to write, coincidence? I think so. So expect quite a few more chapters in this book! 

The song above has a good intro, nice and simple but it's an R-rated song. Listen at your own risk 🥵 🥵lmao. 

Pizzle definition: The penis of an animal. Also another word for cock, or dick.

Person- Peter Parker

Warning(s)-  Fluff, light teasing. 

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"Peter lately has been so busy with school work and being spiderman I decided to give him a little karma. I know he can't help saving people because it's who he is, what his heart was made for. Plus school has been piling things for us to do on us lately but come on. Girlfriend of 3 years, he used to kiss me 40 times a day now it's only 5 maybe 10. Call me greedy if you want but I'm more so needy." I was ranting to my close friend, Natasha Romanoff aka Black widow. 

I walked over to my bed and sat down, tired of pacing for an hour. I laid down and rested my head on the stuffed tiger Peter won me at a fair. I closed my eyes and listened to whatever advice she had for me. "Well, I'm so sorry kid but that sounds tough. I have an idea though" I could hear her giggling evilly on the other side. I arched an eyebrow confused "what do you have up your sleeve?" She then continued on "don't kiss him." I opened my eyes, glancing around to see if it was just a weird illusion. 

"What?" She laughed at my confusion and almost yelled "don't kiss him!" I sat up, glancing at the photo we took at the fair, resting on my bedside table. "Care to emphasis?" She scoffed before saying "whenever he tries to kiss you turn your head or walk away. So by the end of the day, he'll be craving your lips then you can have a makeout session. Just wear protection." My face turned red almost immediately and she laughed "I can already see your red face. Gotta go on a new mission. Good luck!" 

Almost as soon as she hung up there was a soft knock on my window, I got up and glanced at the window. My curtains were tied to the side to let in the sun. I bit my tongue and thought as I opened the window to let in my boyfriend 'time to start the no kiss thing.' He grabbed my wrist and turned me around, he already had his mask pulled off. His fluffy hair all in a mess and just calling for me to run my fingers through them but I remembered what Nat told me. He began to lean in but I just turned my body and walked away to a different part of my room.

"Babe?" Peter questioned and I set my phone on my desk, plugging it in to charge. He came up behind me, wrapping his arms around my waist. He turned me around in his arms and leaned down, closely to my lips but I just turned my head slightly so he kissed my cheek. He was about to say something else but then his phone began to ring so I pulled out of his arms and left my room. "Babe! Ugh, Mr. Stark couldn't have called at the worse time."

I did a soft giggle and walked down the hall to a bathroom. My hair was in a messy bun, I had on black sweatpants and one of Peter's nerdy shirts. I smiled at my reflection and after a few moments, Peter poked his head past the doorway peering in. "Babe? Oh, you're in here-" I did a simple mhm and turned off the light, walking out and towards the kitchen. I felt the hairs on my body stand up and I moved to the side right as he shot a web at me. I hopped onto the counter, grabbing an orange as I arched an eyebrow.

"How did you do that, usually you try to move away after I hit you." I shrug and he spreads my legs, coming in between them. He rests his arms on my thighs and stares up at me with a smile. "I've missed you babeeeeeeeee" he dragged out the last part and kissed my hand. I did a soft giggle and began peeling the orange. I leaned past him slightly and tossed the peels into the trashcan. His hands tightening on my thighs as if to keep me from falling off. I lean back and split the orange open.