Adopted By Sarah Paulson

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Time skip...

Kayla's P.O.V:

I can't believe we were getting adopted by Sarah Paulson. I couldn't sleep, especially since Stephanie kept tossing and turning in her bed.

"Stephanie knock it off." I muttered. She briefly stopped but then I heard her get up and start hopping around. "I need a sacrifice." she said, getting up and leaving the room. I sighed and finally drifted off to sleep.

The next morning...

Stephanie had come back, luckily not drenched in blood. "Where did you go?" I asked. "To the mall." she replied. "Did you kill someone?" I asked. "Yeah. It's okay I got rid of all the blood and traced it back to Evan Peters." I furrowed my brow before shrugging it off. That reminded me of my dream...

"COURT RULE JUDGE PRO BONO CASE FILE LAWSUIT." I smiled at those words, and looked down at Stephanie. Crazy bitch was gonna get what she deserved. I went down to cut her hair off with pruning shears. "PLEASE NO MY HAIR IS NOT PRUNES!" Stephanie screamed as bits of her hair fell to the ground.

Once I had enough, I taped it to a stick and swept the almonds off the floor... wait... no... swept the almonds off the floor... almonds?

"NO CASHEWS." I snapped out of my fantasy as Stephanie yelled. "I'm pretty sure it was almonds..." I replied, honestly not completely sure. She just rolled her eyes and continued to meditate. I CANT believe Sarah Paulson was going to adopt us today!

Stephanie's P.O.V:

Things go fairly fast in my perspective so yeah, today we were gonna get adopted by Sarah Paulson. Sarah Paulson was in American Horror Story...

"... as you may know, Stephanie has shown many symptoms of schizophrenia, psychosis, blah blah and everything like that... she is also a pro bono case..."

"A WHAT?" I opened my eyes, I was laying on one of those tables. "Oh you're awake." I squinted to see doctor... BLAH WHERE EVEN WAS I? I pulled the thing out of my arm and ran out the door, I ran up some stairs. That was creepy as fuck. Passing by some rooms, I just had to scream the most random shit. Then I found a room with a bunch of transplants and shit in it. Then I realized I had no time and ran out of the place. There was a car waiting for me, it wasn't a big car so I jumped on top of it and hung onto a bar as it started driving off...

"It's THE HOUSE it's the and the... OH MY GOD JESUS LORD AMEN CHRISTMAS CHRISTIANITY PLEASE NOT THIS again." I started crying, falling to the floor. Kayla went to help me up when there was a knock on the door. "SISTER-" I started, but then we saw that it was Sarah Paulson. "UR NOT LILY RABE..."

Kayla's P.O.V:

Stephanie was spewing out random shit. This WAS not the time. I attempted to knock her out but I was and am too weak. Good thing she just shut up.

Stephanie's P.O.V:

Wait lmao tf where are we? Kayla and I were in a car. Sarah Paulson was driving. Oh well I guess we finally got adopted by Sarah Paulson after all. Damn that took so fucking long. For good reason I guess since...