TAEGI SMUTS [ᵃᵒ3]

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Dear Diary,

When you’re about to give out the illest and the most pungent and the hottest smutshots sonata.

In the name of the Holy Spirit, The Ghost and the Chainsaws.

Ayy, Macerena..

Hereth, we shalth present thy holy mother, father of thy unborn child of Taegi.

You're about to dive in for a ride filled with pure filth.

❛ Thyself creato arto piscas ❜

— _stardusting_bts_

(Edit A/N ; please excuse this cringey introduction above, it was written by a foetus writer aka me, I can not believe I could write such cringe but okay, I will not remove it because y’all don’t want me to, so yeah. Also, all the published smutshots have been edited and amended, so hopefully there won’t be any errors from my or the original author’s side, plus, I wanted to beware everyone of the even more cringe and hysterical notes of mine at the end of every chapter. Lmao I’m sorry, not sorry. You can proceed, so I could save myself from the embarrassment.)