Chapter 1: the pranks

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A/N: all characters from Divergent creds V. Roth!

I wake up with a huge grin on my face.  I woke up before my brothers did.  My brothers are Zeke who is 2 years older than me, and my twin Uriah.  Uriah and I are like 1 mind seperated into 2 bodies.  We are huge pranksters.  People call us the Pedrad trio.  BUT one thing I hate is how Zeke and Uriah are SOOO overprotected!  Its so annoying.  It all started when my dad died.  Now Zeke is like the dad of the family!  I get up and walk over to Uri's room.  I take a bucket of cold water and poor it over his head.

"What the heck! Trissy!"

"Shhh, Zekeys still notp yet"

"yassss Trissy-po"

we walk down to my room and open up my closet that has a secret room in it that has all my prank stuff in it.  We grad whipcream, and a semipermanent neon pink marker, and head off to his room.  When we get to his room he is snoring.  Its really hilarious.  I draw a neon pink mustache and a beard and a unibrow and a heart with the name Shauna in it on his cheek.  Uri and know Zekey has a crush on Shauna.  Then we finish off with whip-cream, and a cherry.  Then we both are at the doorway and blow our air horns.  Zekey's head pops straight up.

"You to are dead"

"Uriacorn"

"Yes Trissy-po?" he asks nervously while still keeping and eye on Zeke

"I think we should.."

Then we both say in unison "RUNNN!!!!"

I run into the closet and climb on to the top shelf, hopefully he wont see me. 

"Trissy-Pooo i saw you come in here."

He opens the closet door and he turns on the light, then sprays pepper everywhere.  I sneeze

"Haha there you are"

He grabs me and thows me over his shoulder. Then plops me on the coach.  He starts to tickle me and i laugh uncomtrolably. "Zekey its choosing day go get ready!" i say between laughs.  He go's into the bathroom and looks in the mirror, and does the worst girly scream possible. 

"TRIS HOW DOES THIS COME OFF!!!!!!!!!!"

i decide to scream back,because im lazy "I DONT KNOW FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF ZEKEY BEAR!"

"and its the choosing ceremony really!"

"yes really"

  

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