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Dialogue Prompts!

Gasp another update! I'm so productive I know....so I have a list of 50 dialogue prompts so far (I'll add more later on once I have more ideas) amd starting now you can request anything you want with them. If you alreasy requested something of me and you like a prompt let me know and I can add it into the story as long as I haven't finished it yet.

For prompts so below

1. "God, you piss me off."

2. "I'm not a thief, I'm just good at acquiring things that aren't mine."

3. "Sorry I wasn't bad enough for you."

4. "I wish this was more than a dream."

5. "I don't stand a chance with them!"

6. "I don't understand how I'm attracted to an asshole like you."

7. "Why are you so fucking hot?"

8. "Why didn't you tell me?"

9. "Are you reading about me?"

10. "This feels like some crazy romance novel."

11. "Someone can look sexy even if they're fully clothed."

12. "I hate you." "You love me."

13. "How the fuck did this happen?"

14. "I'm not laughing at you, I'm just laughing."

15. "You make me sick." "Well, you make me feel like shit. That must count for something."

16. "Scared?" "Of what? You? You're like a cuddly teddy bear."

17. "Make me."

18. "Prove it."

19. "Is that fucking so?"

20. "What's in it for me?"

21. "I am either going out for ice cream, or to commit a heinous crime. I’ll decide in the car.”

22. "I know we were making out and I know I said I hate him, but this is not what it looks like."

23. "It's hot as balls."

24. "Put some clothes on."

25. "I mean look at his hands, those would feel amazing."

26. "Can you please just kiss me."

27. "So I cuddled him in the dark under a fluffy blanket, that doesn't mean anything."

28. "What are you doing?"

29. "Babe, just stop."

30. "Would you be mad if I brought something home tonight?"

31. "Well the pet shop had a sale and-"

32. "Dude, shut up."

33. "This is not what it looks like." "Then why are you in their bed?"

34. "So I may have just set fire to the kitchen-"

35. "Excuse me?"

36. "You what?"

37. "This feels like the time when I should rattle off a few curses."

38. "I know for a fact you can be a hell of a lot louder than that."

39. "So maybe I'm a bitch, sue me."

40. "If you tell anyone-" "You'll kill me?"

41. "You'll kill me? Better get in the fucking line."
Note: 40 and 41 could be put together for a different set of lines

42. "Well, shit. How was I supposed to know?"

43. "Why are you in my house?"

44. "What, no thank you?" "It's 2am."

45. "I've never felt this way before and to be honest, it scares the living shit out of me."

46. "And the thought of losing you? That- that fucking breaks me." 
Note: 45 and 46 can be used together if desired 

47. "You have no idea what you do to me."

48. "Even if I said I was going to kill you would that even stop you?"

49. "I think I might just jump off. You know, for fun."

50. "Can you not be a bitch right now?"

And that's all for now! Thank you for reading and requesting. I'll do my best to update soon