A/N:Hi guys,Thecrazypjofanguy here.This is my first fanfic,so don't be too harsh.I also read a ton of fanfics,so there may be ideas from them,all credits to the respective authors.
disclaimer:I don't own PJO,and that's a Goode thing. :p
PERCY POV
Ok,introductions first.Hi I'm Percy Jackson,demigod son of Poseidon.I also have a bunch of titles,but I'm not big-headed enough to remember them all,so yeah.My day,started off like usual:
Get up,brush my teeth,eat blue pancakes,drink some blue OJ,and open the door to a god.
Like I said,the usual.
Turns out Zeus(cough*DRAMA-QUEEN*cough)cast Apollo down to Earth as a mortal,and gave him the nom de guere Lester Papadoupulous(out of all the names,seriously Zeus?),which,according to Apollo, was punishment enough.So I heard Apollo's story of how he fell from the sky and into a dumpster,and how he met meg,and she claimed his service,and how she specialized in trash bag fighting.Said master of Apollo was staring at me funny,with a blank dreamy look.
Oh,no.This girl was developing a crush.I know,I'll tell him I promised Annabeth that I'd keep myself safe,then she'll ask who she is,and I'll say my girlfriend!(sometimes I think naming me seaweed brain was a little rash...).Then I led Apollo to the bathroom,after he serenaded my mom's 7 layer dip(he's really bad at poetry,for someone who's a god of poetry).And as a little prank,I decided to give him a Led Zepplin : fall from grace(a/n:I think that's what it's called)tee-shirt.A lot of nachos and nosebleed later,I agreed to drive them to camp.Though my mom held cookies,blue cookies,hostage, until I came back.
Just my bad luck that we encountered Nosoi and I got a head cold.Butt anyway I managed to drive back home and rescue the cookies then provide them with a new home in my stomach.
Gods,what a wierd day!
A/N:Ok I know that was short,but the chapters will get longer as the story progrsses,hope you liked that one,pls review in the comments.
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