I become supreme master of pranks

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ARTEMIS POV

When Percy said that we needed to talk, I acted as natural as I could on the outside. But on the inside I was searching my brains for an explanation as to why Percy would need to talk to me. Did he want to leave the hunt?Did he feel like a monster for what he did to Annabeth? (Personally I thought she deserved it) Did he realise I have a crush on him? Wait a minute, since when do I have a crush on Percy?! I'M A MAIDEN GODDESS! Then Percy opened his mouth to talk and I decided to pause my internal monologue.

"Look Artemis, if I'm gonna stay with the hunt I can't just get everything without earning it, so I guess what I'm saying is that I want to help out with things like chores..."He said uncertainly. I immediately perked up at this and asked "You're volunteering to do the chores for my hunters?". Immediately he said "Not exactly ALL the chores, I'll do them 3 days a week,but other than that, I'm not doing anything, because I've heard Thalia complaining about how hard doing all those chores is,and the hunters will no doubt make it harder for me." I got what he was trying to say and agreed to his offer, I told him he could start from tomorrow.

I'm a timeskip,call me bob.I say hello!

PERCY POV

Ok, I literally don't know why I just did that. I just volunteered to do the chores on the extremely slim chance that my being a god could help me do chores with a snap of my fingers.Well, since I'm up now I guess I'd better head to breakfast. Just as I was going to pull down the flap of my tent and go out to breakfast, I heard giggling. Being the god of heroes I stretched out my senses and found Thalia standing outside beside a pit of whipped cream and feathers. I used the back exit of my tent to go and stand behind Thalia then used the water vapour in the air to pull down the tent flap.When I didn't come out,Thalia peaked in to check.At this point I tapped her shoulder causing her to freak out and fall into the pit. Immediately a shout of "KELP HEAD!!" was heard throughout the camp of the hunters. I simply snickered at her. Then an extremely bright and blinding flash occured and out stepped Hermes. He had a phone in his hand and was grinning at me."OH MY GODS PERCE THAT WAS AWESOME,THE VIDEO'S GOING VIRAL RIGHT NOW!!!!", he squealed at me. Yeah the mighty Hermes just squealed at me. I just looked at him an equally large grin plastered on my face.

That was when Artemis came out frowning at the large amount of sound, then she saw Hermes and I and stomped over.

HERMES POV

Shit. That was the only thought in my mind when I saw Artemis stomping over. I immediately decided that the video was funny and that she would calm down after seeing it. When she was close enough to hear me without me having to shout, I said "Hey Artemis check out this sick prank Percy pulled". She had a curious look in her face,and I even caught Percy staring at her. I quickly clicked a pic of it since it would be excellent blackmail material.So I showed her Thalia setting up the prank and waiting outside Percy's tent, I also showed her how Percy snuck up on her and made her fall in. She burst out laughing and moved towards the pit peeking in to see Thalia staring back up at her.She immediately grabbed my phone and snapped a billion pics and posted them on the gods' group chat(whole other story,Athena and Apollo's idea,don't ask me about it). Immediately a video of Hades rolling on the floor laughing came in from persephone.We glanced at each other surprised, but nevertheless I grabbed my phone and flashed away with a "Bye".

-time-skip-2

PERCY POV

As I hung the clothes to dry (apparently my godly powers didn't cover hanging clothes:I) I thought to myself about how tired I was going to be after all the labour today. Later when I walked out of the armoury tent bleeding hands from sharpening so many arrows, I saw a large shape on the horizon, it could only be one person,Typhon.

A/N:Hey guys another chapter out,what's Percy going to do about Typhon? Read on to find out! Also we're approaching six hundred reads already, so thanks in advance!

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