To hum london se delhi airport aaye, aur delhi se mumbai tak ki flight ko 9 ghanto ka layover tha, maine bola ek kaam karte hai mere ghar chalte hai, bunny bolta hai, "are pagal agar ghar gai to tere bedroom mai hum soyenge lekin inn 4 ko kaha rakhenge", maya muze bolti hai, "hum hotel mai room book karte hai, maine bola firr hum bhi tumloge ke sath hotel mai rahenge matter solve! Kariban 9:00pm ko hotel mai pauche, aur flight 5:30am ki thi aur humne room che checkout kiya, hum mumbai mai kariban 1 gante mai puche yani 6:30am. Ghar jate vakta koi taxi mil nahi rahi thi aur uppar se borivali mai hum rhete the, aur agar borivali wale ho to pata hoga ye saale taxi aur rikshaw wale aate nahi hai, itna dondne ke baad ham ko ek rikshaw milti hai ussmai bhi humko compromise karna pada karan ke laps par maya, trippy ke laps par rashmi aur bunny ke laps par mai, vo saala rikshaw wale bunny se puchta hai bhai saab aap sab bhain aur bhai hai ky, karan bolta hai nahi bhain aur bhai nahi hai, hamare mandipai (laps pai) pe ladkiya bhaithi hai hamari gf hai, aur agar bhain hote to hamare wali ko ham chodte hai,😂😂 ye sunke unn uncle ki ankhen aur khan phate ki phate rahi aur hum dhare ke dhare reh gai. Ghar pai aaye to ky dhekha hamere balcony mai billiya hagg ke gai thi, vo humko saaf karna padha!🙄🙄 Kavve aur kabutar kam the jo aab billi aur kutto ki pottiya bhi saaf kare, jo bhi ho! Vo yaad karke kal raat ke khane ki yaad aayi, chicken nuggets bane the, maya bolti hai ye dhekhe tum dono ko kal raat ke chicken nuggets yaad aaye ky, mai bolla "saali chutiya hai ky, sunday hai aaj aur chicken bhi khana hai, agar tere vajaha se chicken nahi kha payi na to dhekh le, kutte ki jo tazi-tazi nikli hui jo potty hoti hai na vo tere gaand mai bharayun gi firr, apne muhh ka shatter band kar, aur uss pure dinn jabhi bhi chicken dhekti thi muze ulti jaise fill hone lagta tha, inn dono pagal ne bunny ko bola ki mai pregnant ho gai hu, bunny was like hui to hui usske sath hu mai, maine bolla "ye pagal log tuze dara rahe the bunny mai pregnant nahi hu vo sab cough nikal raha hai! Uss raat ko study jaldi karke hum sab ek sath aaye aur confessions wala game khel rahe the ki jitne baar bhi pen ka cap aapke pass ayega aapko utna confession karna hoga, turn aayi karan pai, karan bolta hai trippy tune kal raat ko vo jo nut cracker wali chocolate khayi thi wo asal mai chocolate nahi thi, trippy was like fir ky tha, karan bolta hai mera ghuuuu........ Everyone was like 😲😲😖😧 trippy was like saale kyu kiya aisa, karan was like mere drower maise chocolate flavour wala condom nahi tha issliye aisa kiya uddar se maya bolti hai, vo condom ussne liya tha usske friend ko chahiye tha, karan aur trippy maya ke pass dhekh rahe the aur bole saali dusri mia khalifa hai ye, uddar se bunny khupusaya (condom supplyer)😂😂
Maine bola vo jo comdom pe trippy fisla tha na society office ke samne vo bunny ne use kiya tha Friday night ko. Bunny muze bolta hai muze laga maine vo condom dustbin mai dala hoga, maine bola abee tu to soo gaya tha condom lagake firr maine nikalke ussko unknowingly window ke bahar phek diya aur dusre dinn trippy phisal gaya, trippy was like saalo maine ky bigada hai tumlogo ka. Sab ne apne apne confessions kiye, aur fir maya aur rashmi ne bola pari tuze paan khana hai, maine bola "banarasi chalega", maya bolti hai tera paan to Maharashtrian hai na (agar samja ho to haso)🤐🙄😂😂
Mai aur bunny paan lene keliye chal pade, paan liya aur high way se hote hua aaye to ky dhekha ek car thi raste pai, tabtak pata nahi kun tha vo car mai itne joro se hil rahi thi ki koi usske ander ghapa-ghap kar raha ho, bunny ne bike ko side mai laggai vo bhi andhere mai, aur uss gadi ki galti se andar ki car light chalu hui, hum ne ky dhekha, english ki teacher aur history ke sir car mai chuddam patti kar rahe the, we where actually schoked, hum ne uddar se gadi nikali aur ghar gai, ye baat humne charro ko batai, aur humse pehle ek aur hamare college ke students ne unki video banai thi aur vo social media pai spread ki, it was like unka raaz khul gaya!😂😂 Aur firr sir ka pitai review bhi "Facebook, Instagram aur Twitter" pai phel gaya, Aur unn dono ko college se nikala gaya! Hamare college mai ek rule hai exams ek correct 1mohine pehle sab students ko 1 mahine ki chutti di jati hai aur humko bhi mili, aur hum tharee 12 ke bacche, aur hamare group mai mostly sab arts ke hai sivya bunny ke, commerce mai hai, to muze history ka ek sawaal samja nahi, to maine trippy se pucha trippy ne muze vo answer samjaya, pata nahi bunny ko ky hua usski itni jaali muze bolta hai, tuze itne doubts kyu aaye hai, maine bola ek second teri jaali to nahi, maine bola 2 minute rukh, maine almari se rakhi nikali aur karan-trippy ko bhand di, matter closed! Hum sabne group study ka plan kiya tha! Aur hamare sath science ka ek student that rohit tha usska naam, ussne bunny se formula pucha give the answers of periodic table, vo bolta hai bugs ko pichale hafte aaye the, maine bola are bunny vo periodic table puch raha hai mere period's ke date nahi😂😂, thoda stupid ki taraha behave karta hai kabhi kabhi, firr rohit ko trippy, karan aur bunny, trippy ke bedroom mai leke jate hai aur usse puchte hai ye jab ladkiyon ko periods aate hai to ky ky problem's hoti hai, vo bolta hai, kabhi kabar extreme headache, stoumch pain, ullti hona, chakkar aana lekin jab inko periods aate hai na inke mood swings jaldi hote hai, lekin inn gadho ko nahi pata tha ki hum teeno darwaje ke bahar see sab sunn rahe hai, bunny bolta hai, jabhi bhi bugs ko periods hote hai na ussko cuddling karne ka bohut maan hota hai jo ki ussne sahi bola, firr rohit se puchta hai vo pads lagati hai to pure dinn ekhi lagake rakh ti hai ky rohit bolta hai abey pagal agar ek pad pure dinn lagaya na to unke vagina mai fungal infaction hoga aur firr shayyad aage jake pregnancy mai bhi bohut problems ho sakti hai issliye ek pad kamse kam 2-3 ghante lagake rakhna chahiye aur firr naya fresh pad lagana chahiye, trippy puchta hai ye safe hoga agar period's ke time sex kiya to, uddar se rohit chilata hai abey chipkali ki gaand agar period's ke time tune sex kiya na teenage mai hi tu baap banega, uddar se karan bolta hai ussdin yaad hai na ky hua tha, without condom ke sex kiya tha, accha hai meri behan pregnant nahi hui! Karan puchta hai ye ladkiya bra phenti hai to raat ko bhi phenke soo ti hai ky, rohit bolta hai "nahi" agar bra phenke raat ko soyenge na to breast Cancer ho sakta hai, to agar ye teeno tum teeno ke sath kabhi bhi so jati hai to tumlogo ka kam hai ki unko pucho ki bra nikali ki nahi kyu ki breast Cancer is too horrible!
Par atleast itni khushi hui ki ye teeno hamare baremai sochte hai, bunny to tha hi carring.❤️
