To hum teeno darwaje pai kan lagake sunn rahe te ki tabhi, darwaja khula, rohit was like tum teeno hamari baat sun rahe the, hum teeno "Haan" maine bola 'bunny agar tuze period's aur hamare related ki baat jaani thi to tu muse puch leta na, rohiti se puchna jaruri tha' bunny bolta hai 'muze awkward feel hota hai agar tuse periods related baat karu to, i smiled 😊maine bola atleast try karta musse baat karne ki, aur fir maine ussko hug kiya, bola agar kuch bhi puchna ho to musse puch le mai tuze bataungi sivya tere accountants ke related! Bunny started laughing 😂 and said pakka tere se puchunga! Aur vo raat hasi mazak ke sath khatam hui, dusre dinn pata nahi ky hua rashmi ko kisi se baat nahi kar rahi thi, aur uss dinn "Boys PG" mai hum teeno jane wale the, maine bola maya aur rashmi chalo 10:30am baje hai study karne jana hai na, maya turant aayi par rashmi nahi aayi isliye usske kamre mai gai to ky dhekha wo roo rahi thi, maine bunny ko call lagaya aur, bunny was like "ky hua bugs itne jaldi call kyu kiya tere ghar pai aayu ky" maine bola "are romio romance karne ka time nahi hai, idar pikachu roo rahi hai, tu trippy ko phone de, trippy was like
"Ky hua langoor, kyu subha subha dimag ka bhosda kar rahi hai."
"Abeee chutiye, phate hua condom, tuze pata bhi hai, rashmi roo rahi hai, kuch hua tha ky tumare beech mai."
"Ussko bol rooye na mai aata hu, rukh jaaa langoor, mai aata hu,
(Muze trippy aur karan langoor bulate hai kyu ki mai batli hoon aur bunny lambo🤐)
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Teeno ghar par aate hai, trippy muze bolta hai kaha hai rashmi, maine bola usske kamre mai.
Rashmi bolti hai trippy se, muze break-up karna hai tusse, trippy was like kyu par, kuch problem, rashmi bolti hai Facebook pai, sara ne dala tha jo ladke apne girlfriends ka use apne body satisfaction ke liye karte hai wo asal mai rapest hote hai, ye sunke trippy rashmi ko hugg karta hai aur bolta hai rukh ja kal mai iss sara ko dhekh ta hu, ye teeno gusse mai the, muze aur maya ko ye baat pata nahi thi kyu ki hum dono kitchen mai khana pakka rahe the, jabhi hum dono pikachu(rashmi) ke bedroom mai jate hai tabhi samaj ta hai, fir humko bhi gussa aata hai aur dusre hi dinn college tha to bohut pange hua
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College mai jab hum gaye, to sara aati hai aur khud bunny ke sath flirt karti hai, maine bunny ko side mai kiya aur ek lagake sara ke kanke niche mara inshort thappad mara, wo bolti hai tera boyfriend hi muse flirt karta hai, maine bola,'chipkali ki gaand, sun le last year jab dono ka pehla dinn tha aur hameri speech hui thi uss din se wo sirf mere mai interested tha, aur rahi baat FB pai hamare naam ke niche rapest wali jo tune line likhi hai na, wo tuze aur tere "so called boyfriend" so hi suite karti hai, tu ek number ki maderchod ladki ti,hai aur rahegi, agar tuze ye baat principal ma'am ko batani ho to bata de kyu ki ma'am ko pata hai hamare bare mai aur agar ye post dikhayi na maine ma'am ko to teri khair nahi hai samji, aur vaise bhi tu dhekh aaj teri ky halat hoti hai puree college ke samne, just wait and watch!
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Trippy ne sara ke mama ko phone lagaya, usske mama ko hamare group ke baremai bohut acche se pata hai, usske mama aaye puri college ke samne usse puch te hai, ye post tune dali hai, sara be like "haan mama"
Muze trippy aur usske pure gang ne teri harkat batsi hai, bhuvan ke birthday ke dinn, pari ko chakkar aayi thi to tune ussko hospital le jana chahiye tha, to uddar hi chod diya, maya ko vo dildo uss mote ke hato bhej wana aur aaj to tune haad kardi sharif ladko tu rapest bolti hai! Lalat hai tuzpe, ye saari batain mai teri mummy ko bataunga, fir dhekhiyo, muze tu chahiye hi nahi mere ghar mai aur iss college mai tu jaah tere mummy pappa ke ghar "UP", and he leaves angerly 😡😡, firr bunny ko bolti hai tuze ye mhenga padega, maine bola (too louder) khudki to lagi padi hai aur hamare beech mai ungal kar rahi hai saali 'RANDIBAZZ' 🖕
Aur usske mama ussko "UP" usske ghar bhej dete hai, accha hua vo hamare zindagi se chali gai.
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Dusre dinn college ko chutthi thi, to mai mere kamre mai thi, aur maine maya aur rashmi ko bulayela aur kaha muze na bunny ke uppar prank karna hai, ussko phone lagake bolo ki mai chakkar aake uske kamre mai girgai, tu jaldi aa, ussko hosh nahi hai,
(Maya bunny ko call lagati hai)
Bunny:- haan don bol ky hua
Maya:- are bhuvan, langoor ko chakkar aaye hai aur usske kamrai mai gir gai hai, usske muhh par panni dala tabhi nahi uth rahi hai jaldi aa, ussko hosh nahi hai.
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Ye sun te hi bunny was like, are ky huaa, mere samne call par roo raha tha, muze laga ye mazak bohut mehga padne wala hai, issliye iss prank mai trippy aur karan ko bhi shamil kar diya, bunny enters my room, and started crying holding my hand, hehehehhee, bugggggs uth naaaa, ky hua tuzeeeee, ye sunke muze laga prank bohut hard hua hai i should stop it, par ye maya aur rashmi be like karr, maine bola nahi mai aur nahi kar sakti, maine dheka bunny was crying holding my stomach, mai uthi aur boli muze kuch nahi hua hai it was just a prank, ussne muze bola i was knew it, aur fir muze letaya aur mere uppar aaya aur bolta hai, mai jab kamre mai aaya na tabhi maine dhekha ki tu aur maya haas rahe the, tabhi muze doubt aaya, aur firr se aisa mazak mat karna, heart beat badne lagti hai, samji aur fir automatically lip pai kiss karta hai!❤️🙈
