Top Taehyung + Bottom Jungkook 👍
Kim Taehyung is a 19 years old high schooler, who falls in love with the new beautiful nurse in his school at first sight.
The nurse; 27 years old Jeon Jungkook is totally oblivious to the lovesick puppy faking his...
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ˢᵗᵘᶜᵏ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ ⁻ ᴬʳᶦᵃⁿᵃ ᴳʳᵃⁿᵈᵉ ᶠᵗ ᴶᵘˢᵗᶦⁿ ᴮᶦᵉᵇᵉʳ
1:11 ⏮ _____,________________ ⏯ 3:44
"ˢᵒ, ᵍᵒ ᵃʰᵉᵃᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵈʳᶦᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᶦⁿˢᵃⁿᵉ"
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"Mr Kim could make a smoothie out of me and feed it to his pet snake, and I'd say thank you"
"NAMJOON THE FUCK-" Hoseok screeched while Yoongi nodded in agreement "I HATE SNAKEU" yoongi facepalmed.
"That's the thing you're concerned about now?? Really??" Yoongi groaned "and I was here agreeing with you thinking how the fuck does Namjoon know Mr Kim has a pet snake-"
"Oohhh I even found out Mr. Kim's name, babes" Namjoon smirked "its Kim Suckjin"
"That's a.. nice name" Jimin cleared his throat, cowering at Namjoon's glare even tho he looked like a puppy "but.. how are we going to handle this thing" he said, pointing towards Taehyung who was smiling to himself..?
"uwu so beAUTIFOOOOOL" Taehyung mumbled to himself while smiling like a psycho. Yup, he's still thinking about the nurse.
"TAEHYUNG- TAEHYUNG!! DUDE" Hoseok slapped taehyung, jolting the boy from his trance and making him shout something.
"OhMygWAD- yES please marry me and we'll adopt 50 children along with a hamstER NAMED CARLOS–"
They stared at taehyung as if he had grown nine dicks.
"Why the fuck would you name a hamster Carlos-"
"Fuck Carlos, can we talk about how he was proposing to the nurse?? Dude, with that horrible pickup line of yours, you wont even get his nipples hard"
"Ok but he's been simping saying 'the nurse' onLY- we dont even know his name for fucks sake"
"Talking about names, what should I name my new pet crab? It's so cute and tinyyyyy uwu"
"My Dick!" taehyung suddenly said out loud, realizing he still had a boner which he forgot to jack off, being too lost in the conversation.
"Y-your dick?" Namjoon pouted "o-ok then.. if my bestie wants, I'm gonna name my pet crabbie as 'Taehyung's dick' "
Yoongi facepalmed.
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"Guyss! How do I get fever?" Taehyung asked while rubbing his forehead heavily, trying to make it warm "I nEED to see my future husband"
"Uh.. just say u got punched dude- you'll never get fever rubbing you forehead like that" Jimin sighed.
Jimin screeched when Taehyung suddenly punched himself.
