Top Taehyung + Bottom Jungkook 👍
Kim Taehyung is a 19 years old high schooler, who falls in love with the new beautiful nurse in his school at first sight.
The nurse; 27 years old Jeon Jungkook is totally oblivious to the lovesick puppy faking his...
"Jungkookie hyung loves banana milk!" Taehyun continued with a groan, watching taehyung squeal and coo to himself.
"Awww such a cutie!! Tell me moree broo!! What else does he like??" Taehyung jumped in excitement, a pen and a notebook on his hand. Yes, he'd been taking NOTES. oh gawd.
"Hyung I swear on beomgyu's bubbly butt I'm NEVER TELLING YOU ANYTHING ABOUT JUNGKOOKIE HYUNG AGAIN" taehyun groaned and beomgyu, who was peacefully playing with his boyfriend's hair frowned.
"What has my bubbly butt to do with taehyung hyung's love life??" He smacked taehyun's head who pouted "just tell him already, ok baby?? Did you forget what YOU did to impress me?"
Taehyun blushed in embarrassment, remembering the times he'd intentionally spill food all over himself so that he could get the class president's attention, along with his extra hoodie to wear.
"Both brothers follow the whipped culture, lol" Namjoon snickered and the kim brothers glared at him.
"Do you want US to say what YOU did to catch professor Kim's attention??" The kim brothers said at the time. "That's what I thought" they rolled their eyes when Namjoon backed away like a kicked puppy.
"TAEHYUN!" Taehyung started "MY CUTE LIL BABY BRO, MY KOOCHI KOO HONEY BUN SUGAR PLUM–"
"cut the crap hyung" taehyun facepalmed "I've been sitting here, telling you what Jungkookie hyung likes EVER since our lunch break started, LET ME EAT FOR FUCKS SAKE"
"Sheesh ok ok no need to be crampy, whack ass hoe" Taehyung rolled his eyes.
Taehyun gasped loudly "SO YOU'VE ONLY BEEN COMPLIMENTING ME TO KNOW ABOUT JUNGKOOKIE?? Wow, talk about fakeness-"
"Dont get dramatic now" Taehyung rolled his eyes. Just as he was about to make fun of his brother who just accidentally swallowed an ant along with his food, his phone started ringing.
Taehyung's face immediately darkened as he saw who was calling him.
Jimin and Yoongi looked at Taehyung questioninly, and Taehyung gave them a nod in answer, resulting in them panicking as well.
"Aight gays, I gotta go, booty call" Taehyung winked and left. And after a few minutes, Jimin, Yoongi, Hobi, Namjoon and Taehyun followed, leaving Beomgyu with his other friends.
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"–and then, like I swallowed, but it kinda tasted like salted milk-"
