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My baby is so cute :(

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My baby is so cute :(

"ᶠᶦˡᵗᵉʳ" ⁻ᴾᵃʳᵏ ᴶᶦᵐᶦⁿ
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"JIMIN !!"

"what is it, Tae?" jimin sighed

"did you know?" taehyung made a serious face.

"know what?" jimin looked genuinely interested now.

"if you're short, it means your parents had a quickie-"

"TAEHYUNG YOU BITCH-" Jimin shouted "MY LIFE WAS GOING SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT HAVING KNOWN THIS INFORMATION- fucking hell where do u even FIND this kind of shit oh my god-"

"tiktok ofc" taehyung laughed hard at jimin's reaction "ur parents definitely had the quickest quickie in that case-"

"NO SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP" Jimin looked like he was about to cry "I DONT WANT TO KNOW THAT-"

"oh !! oh !! also, did you know that-"

"OMG ISNT THAT OUR SCHOOL'S NURSE, LOOK !!" Jimin pointed behind taehyung and ran away when taehyung excitedly jumped around.

🤦‍♀️

Taehyung turned back in disappointment when he saw no one in that direction, only to find jimin nowhere. "did he just trick he- that brat-" taehyung facepalmed.

Help what am I supposed to write anymore I cant think of anything 😭

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"Is this class 1 A?" The principal suddenly entered a class only to see Taehyung and Zen wrestling the FUCK out of each other "oh my- teaa" he wiggled his eyebrows.

He suddenly realised he was the principal.

"Oh- wait ! CHILDREN WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOUR HUH ?" Mr. Bang banged his hand on the door to get the class's attention.

"And that's why, he's called 'Mr. Bang' " someone said from the back making everyone snort a laugh.

Mr. Bang stopped laughing realising the joke was about him, and glared at everyone "wtf who said that-"

The students cleared the way to show Jin laughing his ass off at the back. He coughed while trying to control laughter when he saw the principal. "Oh- ahem uh good morning sir, what brings you here ? Except if u wanna bang then-"

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