Him: would you rather swallow the gerber baby whole, or have a horse fuck you?
Me: both. At the same time.
Him: oop.
This is a sneak peak at what this book is going to be. If this made you uncomfortable, leave. This is the only type of thing this book is going to contain lmao.

YOU ARE READING
This is insane
UmorismoMe and my friends' weird ass conversations/would you rathers. This book is probably 18+ like not even joking the jokes in this are horrendous. He's trans and I'm pan so any gæ jokes are literally about ourselves lmao.