Mission Possible

Throw the book at him

As they sped down the road John gave directions toward their criminal's hideout. When they finally arrived it turned out to be an ordinary apartment building. John and Tom crept through the building until they found the apartment they were looking for. Tom Cruise kicked down the door before John had a chance to suggest anything. Searching the apartment they found that no one was home when Tom suggested "We shall wait here and ambush him when he gets back." John agrees since he had nothing better planned. After waiting for at least an hour the duo heard the door creak open followed by a whiny voice. "Whatt?! Who did thissss?!?! cmon mannnnn?! That isn't cool." Tom and John lept over the couch with weapons drawn and found that their culprit was the famous Yoshi. Needless to say, they were both shocked. Tom demanded "FREEZE!! Stop right there you scally bastard that is FARRR enough!" Yoshi squinted at him and said " Wait? Who are you?........ Oh you're the one who broke down my door. Cmon mannn you gotta pay for it." Tom visibly upset at that last statement shrieked "Pay?? PAY!!!!! PAY PAY PAY PAY PAAPPPPAAP PAYYYYYYYYYYY!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY I AM HERE YOSHI!?!?!? ITS BECAUSE YOU STOLE THE HIT SOUNDTRACK TO THE HIT MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STARRING ME!!!! AND I AM HERE TO PUT A STOP TO THIS!!!" Tom was huffing and puffing between each sentence. Yoshi's expression was still one of mild disgust and annoyance. As Yoshi looked at both of them he said "Oh um did you guys like take anything? I'd appreciate it if you left it here and all." Tom dried heaved a little and spat up with what someone can assume to be anger then blurted out "DODGING THE MOTHER HUMPING QUESTION HUH DINO BITCH!!!" Tom Cocked his gun and shot missing Yoshi but destroying the door frame next to him where he stood. Yoshi freaked out and ran down the hall. Tom gave chase but stopped at the door frame where Yoshi once stood. Tom slammed his fist on the wall in anger and turned over to John to vent "He got away! After all this time we cornered him and look. Now we are back at square one. At least I still got the best detective in town." As Tom said this the police announced that they had the building surrounded and requested that John and Tom surrender. Turns out attacking and shooting everyone you come across gets a lot of attention. Tom looks out the window and says "Y y yy yoshi he must have set me up. Oh my god....... rookie I'll come back for you." saying this Tom jumps out of the window of Yoshis apartment which was on the 24th floor. John ran to the window and couldn't see Tom anywhere as John turned to face the door and a police officer hit John across the face with the back of his rifle. John regained conciseness in the back of the patrol car John sheepishly asked "Where are you guys taking me?" The police officer turns over and says "John Arbuckle you silly boy you shot and attacked like three people in the last hour and broke and entered Yoshi's apartment. I'm sorry mister you are going to prison." As he said this John saw a car run the red light and hit them. John was passed out on the ground when he felt someone dragging him. John quickly passed out again and it went hazy after that.