What's wrong with me-

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Some of–
Yea you'll know if keep reading–

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Kuroo : Knock knock

Bokuto, interested : Who's there
Kuroo : Who

Bokuto : Who who?

Kuroo : *wheezing

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Hinata : I'll keep my first kiss for my wedding day!

Kageyama : You already lost ur first kiss, boke

Hinata, shocked : WHAT–?! But, with who?

Kageyama : Mikasa, and sometimes Molten

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Oikawa : Why are Tobio following you?

Sugawara : Because i'm the sugar mommy and he's the ant

Oikawa : Oh...

Oikawa :

Oikawa : YOU ARE THE WHAT–

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Nishinoya : Say this,  I'M A MAN!!

Asahi : Noya i can't–

Nishinoya : I AM A MAN!!

Asahi : But i–

Nishinoya : I AM A MAAANN!!

Asahi, hit a volleybal : YOU ARE A MANN!!!

Nishinoya : Good job, next!!

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Key, sobbing : Oh my...

Tanaka : What's wrong?

Key : I've lost my wallet...

Tanaka : YOU WHA– YOU SHOULD CALL POLICE!!

Key : But it's empty...

Tanaka :

Key :

Tanaka : Oh, ok...

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Nishinoya, yelling at Key : SHUT UP YOU SHORTIE!!

Key, stand in front of Noya : But i–

Nishinoya : YOU SHORTIE!!

Key :

Key : I'M 5 CM TALLER THAN YOU–

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Iwaizumi : I hate u

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