(A/N: I was smiling form ear to ear when writing this)
Roderich's POV:
My husband called me out again for obvious and idiotic reasons as one of his usual shenanigans. I was elegantly sitting in my favorite chair and reading, hence one of my favorite books whilst casually yet elegantly took little sips of my tea.
As I was about to- or rephrasingly trying to find 'peace' and after placing my now empty teacup on the table whilst halfway through my reading, I heard my husband's obnoxious voice from behind me and right in my ear as he screamed so loudly.
"HALLO, WIFEY!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
I jumped in fright, screeching like a cat caught in headlights and I fell my book in the process. As I tried to catch my breath, he laughed at me.
So I did what is necessary, I turned around and start to pinch my husband's cheeks whilst muttering curses under my breath and my husband replied back too.
"Blvdes Arschloch"
"Du Weichei"
"Dummkopft"
"Fick dich"
"You already did.. Du bist ein volltrotrell"
We are going at it, back and forth, myself hissing like a cat whilst ignoring my husband's cries of agony as i kept on pinching his cheeks with no mercy.
"owww. owwwww. Owww! Roddy, that hurts!"
"That's your fault, you dummkopft! You always appear unannounced and scaring the living hell out of me!"
"I surrender! Mein gott.. S-stop!"
"Good"
I pulled my hands off his cheeks and oh that was my biggest mistake.
He suddenly grabbed me by the waist, carrying me on his back like a sack of potatoes and I screamed.
Pounding my fists against his back and angrily cursing at him, making my oh so idiotic husband laugh, slapping my behind with one of his hands, earning both a squeak and an embarrssed blush from me.
"E-ek! Gilbert, d-dont do t-that!!!"
"Kesesese~ cant help it wifey~"
"Put me down, right now!"
"Ja~ whatever makes your sassy ass happy~ kesesese~"
He obliged and gently put me down.
As I am now standing beside him snaking one of his arms around me and out of nowhere, he pulled out his phone.
I blushed at the sudden affection, looking bashful and all.
The, Gilbird flew from atop my husband's albino hair and unto my shoulder and chirped so happily.
My husband opened the camera from his phone, turned it towards us and I felt so bashful again.
"................"
"Come on, wifey~ dont be a 'party popper'"
"Nein... get that thing away from me, Gil.."
"nein, wifey~ just this once~? bitte~?"
"ugh... fine..."
"say 'awesome'!"
I did as he instructed, hearing a click meant that he took our photo.
As embarrassed as I was, it made me happy..
Not that I would admit it though..
(A/N:
Translations:
*Blvdes arschloch- stupid asshole
*Du weichie- you sissy
*Dummkopft- tstupid head
*Du bist ein volltrotell- you are an idiot)
